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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:36 PM
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Name a disturbing characteristic about yourself...
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:41 PM
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1. I have six nipples.
:P
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:41 PM
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2. You're just one-upping MrScorpio!
Okay, two-upping!

:rofl:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:42 PM
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4. Four is distinguished.
Six is disturbing. :rofl:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:42 PM
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3. Damn. One more than me.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:43 PM
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5. I have several recessive traits:
attached earlobes, ability to roll my tongue (which can come in handy :P), and double-jointedness. I'm just a freak.... :rofl: Oh, and I can wink both eyes separately, and I can raise my left eyebrow by itself.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:45 PM
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8. Okay, I can do the tounge thing and wink both eyes seperately
I used to be able to put both feet behind my head...but that was 25 lbs ago.... :7.

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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:59 PM
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15. Cool!
:hi: Flexible girly-girls are the best! :D
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:47 PM
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9. Ok now your trying to sexually Taunt us
tongue roll double jointedness..And all Now i need a cold shower :)
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:58 PM
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12. Well, if bending my fingers backwards turns you on, so be it.
:P :*
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:07 PM
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22. hey you didnt specify your fingers
:)
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:08 PM
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23. That's just one of my many doublejointed tendencies...
:evilgrin:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:20 PM
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38. Now she's not even TRYING to sexually taunt us
We're so easy.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:48 PM
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10. You are a one woman Cirque du Soleil.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:58 PM
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13. Yep. Never a dull moment.
:*
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:58 PM
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14. Oh, I can do that too
I can roll my tongue entirely over both to the right side and the left side, and also I can roll it up like a tube. :)
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:59 PM
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16. Exactly!
:hi: :*
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:02 PM
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18. I can do that, too
:*

;)
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:10 PM
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24. I share a few of those traits...
I can roll my tongue, wink both eyes seperately and raise my right eyebrow by itself.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:10 PM
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26. All the coolest people have those traits...
:hi: :*
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:13 PM
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30. I also have really fast hands.
I can play a single game of Tetris for over an hour and a half. Good dexterity and hand-eye coordination.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:13 PM
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29. Hey!
I muct be recessive, too...partly, anyway. By which I mean that I can roll my tongue and wink with both eyes independently (learn something every day...I thought everyone could do that), but I'm only one-and-a-half-jointed, 'cos my range of motion is way more than usual but I think it's less than true doublejointedness.

I can raise my left eyebrow by itself, too -- came in handy for playground reinactments of The Six Million Dollar Man (Lee Majors was an ace eyebrow-archer, and just as well 'cos it showed his bionic eye was working) and, later, scaring people with my inner Jack Nicholsen-ness -- but I just confirmed, with a mirror, that for me to raise my right eyebrow (by itself) even a modicum requires immense effort and the closing of my left eye. I am, apparently, eyebrow-raising-impaired on my right side... :-(
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:17 PM
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34. Same here...
I'm right-eyebrow-impared too. :P Being recessive can be a lot of fun when freaking out other kids at school. :rofl:

And I learned in biology class that my attached earlobes are recessive. All these other kids were walking around with big fleshy earlobes, and mine were/are actually small and attached. :P Who knew? :rofl: Yeah, I learned some important lessons in that class...
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:45 PM
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6. I can dislocate my left shoulder at will.
I gained this skill after unwillfully dislocating it. It's great for silently freaking out my sister during big family dinners.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:14 PM
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31. I can too
:D
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:19 PM
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37. And I figure if I'm going to have a permanent injury, then I might
as well be able to do something cool with it.
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:45 PM
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7. I can wiggle my ears
it's freaky to watch.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:56 PM
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11. I have, disturbingly, decided to post a picture of my
blue silk dragon boxers everywhere on DU today... :D



It's perhaps not as disturbing as certain other things I could disturb y'all with, but it's all I could come up with on such short notice.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:06 PM
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19. WHAT is your finger doing in that picture??
:scared:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:15 PM
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33. My finger?
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 04:16 PM by ForrestGump
Look again... :evilgrin:











:hide:





Actually, I'm just pointing out my little dragon...and, no, that's not innuendo (for a change). :P
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:17 PM
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35. Oh MY
:rofl:


I mean, thank you for sharing :blush:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:02 PM
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17. My glans is iridescent.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:06 PM
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20. That really is not helpful w/out a picture...n/t
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:06 PM
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21. You mean, like, fluorescent green?
:P
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:10 PM
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25. If so, he should get that checked out.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:11 PM
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27. Could be contagious.
:rofl:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:12 PM
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28. I have to stand on a ladder to use public urinals
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 04:12 PM by GoPsUx
Not because I am endowed but because i am 7 inches yall :rofl:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:19 PM
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36. It's a lot easier if you
open the door before trying to use a bathroom stall, dude...no ladder necessary, and a lot less hit-or-miss.

:P
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:14 PM
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32. I'm related to George Bush
(he's a distance cousin)
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:22 PM
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39. I was a man in tights
at the Renaissance Festival. :rofl:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:20 PM
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48. To attend a Renaissance Festival is disturbing. To wear tights is
symptomatic of what may be a serious psychological disorder.
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1gobluedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:27 PM
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40. I can point my feet behind me
And I can write with my toes.
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SuperWonk Donating Member (355 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:31 PM
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41. I like posting here...
And that is pretty disturbing... :)
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:45 PM
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42. I have a 2-headed penis that spits fire.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:49 PM
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43. I cringe every time I hear thunder and if the wind is stronger than
10 mph, I lay on the floor and cry like a baby. Should I have kept that to myself? I'm such a wimp. I can't help it. I grew up in a brick house and now live in a trailer. A camel could fart and blow this place apart. And there is a storm coming right now as I type this. :scared:
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:50 PM
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44. I draw a paycheck
absolutely unlikely.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:51 PM
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45. I think for myself, and I freely express my opinions and judgements.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:40 PM
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49. While that is disturbing to many people, it's not disturbing to DUers.
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 05:40 PM by haruka3_2000
Well, most of them at least. I can think of a few that it might freak out.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:47 PM
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50. I think you're mostly right.
But the ability to think does get criticised quite often even at DU. Especially if you're thinking about certain subjects in GD. :)
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:50 PM
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51. I think we even ever had a thread on a transexual pitbull owned by a vegan
woman nursing a naked baby for a photograph DU would explode and totally break the internets.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:54 PM
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53. Now that would be a thread worth seeing.
:rofl:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:07 PM
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56. I'd probably end up throwing my iBook into a wall or something.
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 06:08 PM by haruka3_2000
Let's see I am...

...sick of transphobia
...someone who loves and understands pitbulls
...not vegan, but think it's the best way to eat (and I think PETA does way more good than bad).
...supportive of the right to publicly breastfeed
...disturbed by how many people automatically think a innocent picture of a naked kid is child porn

And just for the hell of it let's throw in...
I'm a pro-porn feminist.

Yep, I'd definitely end up throwing the iBook or, at the very least, beating it with my billy club.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:14 PM
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57. Naw. You'd make a list of people we need to hunt down
and administer attitude adjustments to. Your sword, my cane, and whomever else wants to join us on a roadtrip. :P
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:17 PM
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58. We could get you a sword cane like this...
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 06:18 PM by haruka3_2000


That'd be so fucking badass. I kind of want it myself just as another random cool sword/knife/whatever to own.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:24 PM
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59. I have a handmade cane with a spike in it.
It's got a hand-cast brass eagle head handle, the spike is about 16" long, and the stem of the cane is resin impregnated wood. The whole thing is gorgeous, heavy as hell, and it's fitted together so well that there is no rattle or shake when you walk with it.

It's a sweet weapon. :)
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:53 PM
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46. I am
to competitive, and I take competiveness way to seriously...
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:59 PM
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47. I participate in the DU Lounge
Inexcusable, I know.

But I just can't stop ....
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:51 PM
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52. My eyebrows grow out in 2 weeks
I have a standing appointment to get them waxed every 2 weeks.
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Spaceman Spiff Donating Member (176 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:55 PM
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54. I watch "Spongebob" when I'm drunk
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:56 PM
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55. I have nothing better to do right now
than to torment the stupid idiot who is trying to best me. I'm so bored. Amuse me, dammit.

Oh, and I like calling congress, just for giggles.
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