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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:10 PM
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Be Patriotic! Fly Naked!
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 03:56 PM by Whoa_Nelly
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  - OK...but I get to choose my seatmate.  ZombieNixon   Aug-10-06 03:14 PM   #1 
  - Considering all airline seats and tables will now be made of clear acrylic  Whoa_Nelly   Aug-10-06 03:15 PM   #4 
  - SNaked on a Plane!  NewWaveChick1981   Aug-10-06 03:14 PM   #2 
  - ......  Whoa_Nelly   Aug-10-06 03:16 PM   #5 
  - sorry---dupe  NewWaveChick1981   Aug-10-06 03:14 PM   #3 
  - Well, that's not good enuff!  billyskank   Aug-10-06 03:56 PM   #12 
  - The New Blue in airline toilet seats  Whoa_Nelly   Aug-10-06 03:20 PM   #6 
  - And the aeroplanes themselves will be made of perspex  billyskank   Aug-10-06 03:44 PM   #7 
  - Like this?  Whoa_Nelly   Aug-10-06 03:55 PM   #9 
     - Right! Only bigger  billyskank   Aug-10-06 03:55 PM   #10 
        - That should increase the number of people taking business flights!  Whoa_Nelly   Aug-10-06 03:58 PM   #14 
  - Ahem  seemunkee   Aug-10-06 03:51 PM   #8 
  - Well, well  Whoa_Nelly   Aug-10-06 03:56 PM   #11 
     - They could be terrorists  seemunkee   Aug-10-06 03:57 PM   #13 
  - Look! The New Rules airport pic! (People waiting to go through Security)  Whoa_Nelly   Aug-10-06 04:03 PM   #15 
  - sounds fun ;-)  BrokenBeyondRepair   Aug-10-06 05:48 PM   #16 
     - These are the real terrorists on planes!  Whoa_Nelly   Aug-10-06 07:35 PM   #17 
 
ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:14 PM
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1. OK...but I get to choose my seatmate.
I don't want to get stuck with Fatty Two-Seats McSmellbaddington when he's naked. It's bad enough when he's got clothes on. x(
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:15 PM
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4. Considering all airline seats and tables will now be made of clear acrylic
it's going to be worse than you imagine.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:14 PM
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2. SNaked on a Plane!
:hi: :P
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:16 PM
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5. ......
:rofl:

Good one!
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:14 PM
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3. sorry---dupe
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 03:49 PM by NewWaveChick1981
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:56 PM
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12. Well, that's not good enuff!
:P
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:20 PM
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6. The New Blue in airline toilet seats
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 03:21 PM by Whoa_Nelly


And all lavatory doors will be clear acrylic. It's the only way we can stop the terrorists!!!!!! :scared:

And here's where a flying terrorist was apprehended on a recent flight!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:44 PM
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7. And the aeroplanes themselves will be made of perspex
:D
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:55 PM
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9. Like this?


That'll learn them Stoopid Terra'ists
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:55 PM
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10. Right! Only bigger
and full of nekkid people. :D
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:58 PM
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14. That should increase the number of people taking business flights!
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:51 PM
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8. Ahem
http://www.naked-air.com/
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:56 PM
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11. Well, well
No Terra'ists on that plane!

But I do see a bunch of boobies! :bounce:
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:57 PM
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13. They could be terrorists
but they aint hiding anything.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:03 PM
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15. Look! The New Rules airport pic! (People waiting to go through Security)
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BrokenBeyondRepair Donating Member (642 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:48 PM
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16. sounds fun ;-)
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 07:35 PM
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17. These are the real terrorists on planes!



Welcome to DU, BrokenBeyondRepair! :hi:
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