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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:50 PM
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DUdes...the girly girls are having all the fun. What are you wearing?
And I ask this while spitting and scratching myself, occasionally stopping to get a good whiff of my armpits and refusing to shave (my face).

I'm wearing blue silk boxers, with little white Chinese dragons cavorting all over them. That's it. My Zen loungewear. Nobody sees me like this, ever. I'm in my Fortress of Solitude.

I'd post a picture but, unlike NewWaveChick1981, it's anything but cold here and therein lies the problem...if it was cold, there'd be nothing (much) to see. :o

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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:53 PM
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1. let me see I am really Sweaty and unshaven
I am wearing a black t shirt with the words "I see Dumb people" on it.
Jean shorts and tennis shoes.
Sexy hugh!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:54 PM
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3. Sweaty and unshaven is good!
Chicks dig it. I hope.

You are a styling hombre! :headbang:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:10 PM
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36. Unshaven but dry.
Nylon (or some un-natural material) elastic waist shorts.
"2000 Coastal Cleanup" T-shirt.
Glasses.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:53 PM
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2. In full
White Y-fronts, that got dyed dirty pale green when my new combat pants ran in the wash. (Hey, nobody's ever gonna see 'em).

Camel socks.

Burgundy tee-shirt.

Dark blue jeans.

Grey jumper.

Plaid slippers.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:02 PM
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7. That is quite the ensemble
I wish it was cool enough here, already, that I could wear that kind of get-up. I've recently found myself raiding eBay for all sorts of cool jackets (finally got a leather greatcoat and also a couple of traditional Chinese silk jackets and a cool vest) and I've still got months to go 'tilI can comfortably wear them. Not that, between riding my motorcycle requiring my Terminator-style leather gear and my job requiring Elvis jumpsuits, I ever get to wear 'normal' clothes of any kind.

You just told everyone about your Y-fronts, though, so now they know even though they haven't seen you...they'll be pointing at you in the street now and saying "yon chap over there...his grundies are Army green." :D

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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:14 PM
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12. I can't believe
you said 'grundies' :rofl:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:17 PM
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13. You prefer
'underdaks'? :D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:20 PM
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14. No, no, no, grundies is quite adequate
I just hadn't heard that word in years. I certainly never expected to hear it from an American. :D
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:24 PM
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15. Ahhhhh....but I didn't
start out as an American. :D

I decided to become a Yanqui Imperialist back in the Good Old (Clinton) Days...not sure I'd have made the same decision once the Dark Side seized power (but, then again, maybe so -- they deserve all the thorns in their collective side that we can muster).

Plates of meat. Dustbin lids. Gordon Bennett. Ullo John, got a new motor? And so on... :D
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:09 PM
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27. Are the camel socks for your camel toe?




OMG!


I can't believe I just said that!!!


Spank me, billy!


:spank:



PS - A "jumper" there is a "sweater" here, right?


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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:56 PM
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4. Jeans, white T-shirt, plaid short-sleeved overshirt (unbuttoned)
Black socks. Basically what I always wear.

Oh yeah, uncombed hair, and about a day's worth of beard scruff. :D
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:10 PM
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9. A comb? What's that?
Of course, in about four or five hours from now I'll be putting on my mascara, blowdrying, brushing, and hairspraying my hair just so, and making sure my jumpsuit and cape, scarf, gold pendants, and gold rings are all in place and looking good. :D

I'm like a superhero, or maybe Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, in going from unkempt to a fair bit more kempt when I need to get the job done...
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:27 PM
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17. I'm done out in the world for today.
I intend to spend the rest of the day seductively unkempt in my boudoir. :D
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:00 PM
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5. Jeans, checkered Vans, tshirt
Can't wait to go home and put on something casual
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:01 PM
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6. checkered vans??
There's a blast from the past, lol. The good old days.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:11 PM
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10. I hate that formal wear, too
Checkered vans. Are they kinda like a checkered taxi, but bigger?
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:30 PM
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18. the coolest kicks circa mid-eighties
they must be back in style or something....

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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:43 PM
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26. They match my car
I got a checkerboard roof
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:17 PM
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29. Nah...never went out of style.
Vegan, too...as I recall. I love my Vans Rowleys.
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:26 PM
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32. I wondered
when I put it in google there were tons of them. They even had pink.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:04 PM
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8. :
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:13 PM
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11. Darn it!
I said I wasn't gonna post no picture! :grr:
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:27 PM
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16. Not a damned thing
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:31 PM
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20. Temptor
Or whatever a male version of a temptress is (I mean, apart from me in my seductively blue and dragon-bearing boxers).

Fair warning: you can expect calls for photographs shoudl certain DU wiymynfolk stumble across this thread...
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:31 PM
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19. See, now if taverner had started this thread
it would be full of girls. :)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:33 PM
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21. Girls? Who needs 'em?
I mean, apart from us. :P
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:35 PM
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22. Right on!
Um... :think:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:35 PM
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23. taverner gives us what we want
you volunteering to post a pic? :P
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:36 PM
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24. ...


Meh, I got nothin'.
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:38 PM
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25. Oh Baby!
:swoon:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:22 PM
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37. Ooph! So how hot do you look in a doti
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 06:22 PM by ThomCat
instead of those pants?

Come one cutie, take 'em off. :P
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:27 PM
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39. Billy!
You handsome devil. :evilgrin:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:16 PM
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28. Not much.
I've got my flip flops on, and a pair of shorts.

Oh, a little suntan lotion, as I was outside earlier after having gone to the gym. Today was chest day.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:08 PM
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35. I know you just do this to tease me
Now where the hell are my new pics? :P
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:31 PM
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40. What she said! Where our our new pics?
:P
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:20 PM
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30. I am wearing the following:
Black Tshirt, Blue Gap Jeans, Checkered Vans (Yes, me too!) and blue boxers with little nurses on them saying "lovesick"...

and a hat.

RL
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:25 PM
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31. A sundress
Women can't have all the fun.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:38 PM
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33. A sock and a baseball cap
That sock's full, too. :headbang:









It's rubber, and I have bladder control issues.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:06 PM
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34. thread killer!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:34 PM
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42. Which foot is it on?
Sorry...had to.
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:26 PM
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38. At the moment? Nothing.
Grey T-shirt and blue jeans in a minute.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 06:33 PM
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41. I'm at work. :(
So I'm wearing chocolate brown slacks and a forest green polo shirt, and black shoes and socks.
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