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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:39 PM
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I'm going to lose my mind - I've had a hair in my throat for like 3 days
ANd it's not going anywhere.... for the LOVE of god does anyone have any ideas?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:42 PM
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1. wat kind of hair, HEyHEY?
Is this a Larry David/Curb Your Enthusiasm situation?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:42 PM
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2. No, I believe it went in there on a walk on Tuesday
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:54 PM
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8. Sorry, I'm having trouble parsing "walk on Tuesday."
It's a euphemism I'm unfamiliar with.
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:10 PM
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12. you know... nudge, nudge, wink wink!
as in, "I'd like to take her for a walk!"
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:14 PM
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14. Hey, THOSE
Kinda hairs are to be dealt with swiftly, they'd never get to my throat.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:18 PM
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16. Only because you never get near those kinds of hairs.
:P
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:08 PM
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19. Your sig and "those kinds of hairs..."
It is wrong, just plain wrong, I tell you.




:rofl:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 01:59 AM
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27. Past tense!
I'm fucking up a storm these days.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:42 PM
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3. Maybe try gargling?
Or reach down your throat with a wire coat hanger and see if you can scratch it out.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:43 PM
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4. Gargling doesn't work - that second idea is temtping
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:44 PM
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5. That's funny
I thought it was up your ass! }(
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:45 PM
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6. I said "A" hair not a clump of hair
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:47 PM
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7. You have a clump of hair up your ass?
That explains a lot. :P
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:56 PM
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9. Is it curly?
Does the carpet match the drapes?

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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:16 PM
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15. This is a board with a one track mind
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:57 PM
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10. Eat a piece of bread... several bites, so that it's large-ish on the way
down, and don't mix too much saliva with it... this should grab it on the way down.

We do this for fish bones. I've done it for hairs as well.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:09 PM
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11. Shave it, you fool!
If that doesn't work, try chugging some Nair. But don't try taking it on a plane!
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:13 PM
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13. I'm going to recommend horehound.
Only because I think it sounds kinda funny.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:19 PM
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17. Wooly hairs on horehound leaves.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:23 PM
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18. I know what makes it start growing on your palms, so...




You know. Just stop that. Maybe it will die off and then no more will grow there.



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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:20 PM
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20. Peanut butter on toast.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:22 PM
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21. Castor Oil
Mom always said it was good for everything when your body needs a-fixin' :P
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likesmountains 52 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 03:42 PM
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22. really soft white bread...like Wonder Bread or some cheap brand..
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:54 PM
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23. Looks like you are going to have to reach in and grab it.
Be sure to stand close to the porcelain throne when you do it. It does work, but it's not pretty. Trust me. I've been there, although, how, I'm not telling. :evilgrin:
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 05:01 PM
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24. Hmmm...I am not going to ask how it got there
:shrug:
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 12:06 AM
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25. Insh'Allah... nt
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 12:15 AM
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26. Be glad you didn't set yourself on fire.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 02:12 AM
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28. Don't worry
Hair today, gone tomorrow.

:evilgrin:

Have you tried a cup o' Nair?

:rofl:
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