I'm going to lose my mind - I've had a hair in my throat for like 3 days

[HEyHEY]

ANd it's not going anywhere.... for the LOVE of god does anyone have any ideas?

[progmom]

1. wat kind of hair, HEyHEY?

Is this a Larry David/Curb Your Enthusiasm situation?

[HEyHEY]

2. No, I believe it went in there on a walk on Tuesday

[hunter]

8. Sorry, I'm having trouble parsing "walk on Tuesday."

It's a euphemism I'm unfamiliar with.

[unpossibles]

12. you know... nudge, nudge, wink wink!

as in, "I'd like to take her for a walk!"

[HEyHEY]

14. Hey, THOSE

Kinda hairs are to be dealt with swiftly, they'd never get to my throat.

[asthmaticeog]

16. Only because you never get near those kinds of hairs.

[hunter]

19. Your sig and "those kinds of hairs..."

It is wrong, just plain wrong, I tell you.

[HEyHEY]

27. Past tense!

I'm fucking up a storm these days.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Maybe try gargling?

Or reach down your throat with a wire coat hanger and see if you can scratch it out.

[HEyHEY]

4. Gargling doesn't work - that second idea is temtping

[Susang]

5. That's funny

I thought it was up your ass!

[HEyHEY]

6. I said "A" hair not a clump of hair

[Susang]

7. You have a clump of hair up your ass?

That explains a lot.

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Is it curly?

Does the carpet match the drapes?

[HEyHEY]

15. This is a board with a one track mind

[radwriter0555]

10. Eat a piece of bread... several bites, so that it's large-ish on the way

down, and don't mix too much saliva with it... this should grab it on the way down.

We do this for fish bones. I've done it for hairs as well.

[Orrex]

11. Shave it, you fool!

If that doesn't work, try chugging some Nair. But don't try taking it on a plane!

[XNASA]

13. I'm going to recommend horehound.

Only because I think it sounds kinda funny.

[hunter]

17. Wooly hairs on horehound leaves.

http://www.nps.gov/pinn/pphtml/highlights378.html

[Dangerously Amused]

18. I know what makes it start growing on your palms, so...

You know. Just stop that. Maybe it will die off and then no more will grow there.

[Sequoia]

20. Peanut butter on toast.

[Whoa_Nelly]

21. Castor Oil

Mom always said it was good for everything when your body needs a-fixin'

[likesmountains 52]

22. really soft white bread...like Wonder Bread or some cheap brand..

[Jamastiene]

23. Looks like you are going to have to reach in and grab it.

Be sure to stand close to the porcelain throne when you do it. It does work, but it's not pretty. Trust me. I've been there, although, how, I'm not telling.

[Sannum]

24. Hmmm...I am not going to ask how it got there

[Hand]

25. Insh'Allah... nt

[rug]

26. Be glad you didn't set yourself on fire.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

28. Don't worry

Hair today, gone tomorrow.



Have you tried a cup o' Nair?