DU Manly Men: I'm wearing my manly man "wife beater" right now

[Taverner]

Ready to go to the gym and PUMP IRON

What manly man thing are you doin?

[meegbear]

1. Just being my butch self ...

that comes natural.

[Taverner]

2. does that mean a wifebeater?

Or Ben Davis?

Do tell

[meegbear]

4. LOL ...

More of a Ben Davis, but more testosterone, and not the Floyd Landis type.

[ohiosmith]

3. Farting, scratching, belching, spitting, drinking beer, watching WWF.

Later I might put on some boxers and drive down to ACE.

[ThomCat]

5. Speaking in grunts

to the two coworkers closest to me (who are also manly men).

We don't need no steenkin full sentences.

[LeftyMom]

6. Just so you guys know, the correct answer is

"I'm taking pictures of myself being all manly to post in the lounge, so that the ladies may look at them."

Thank you for your cooperation.

[Dora]

7. In my house, we don't have that woman-hating talk.

We like to acknoledge ethnic roots at Chez Dora.

What you call a "wifebeater," my husband calls a "guinea."

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. I'm wearing my Hanes wifebeater and I'm wearing camo.

And I'm a girl. So

[Patiod]

9. Please tell me there aren't black hairs springing from yr shoulders

Our gym doesn't allow anything sleeveless. In a way, I'm kind of glad.

[mainegreen]

10. picking the wedge. nt

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. Until today, I had never heard the term "wifebeater" when

referring to an undershirt. Thank you for the education....

[Shell Beau]

15. Really?

I don't know who made up that term, but it has been around forever.

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. I'm sure it has. I'm just a huge idiot.

I've heard lots of other stuff, but never that.

[Shell Beau]

17. You aren't an idiot!! I am sure some man made up the term!

[sendero]

24. It's related to the movie..

... "A Streetcar Named Desire" and Brando's uniform throughout.

It's funny, because I'm wearing one today and I rarely do

[DainBramaged]

12. Me too, since I woke up, nice fit too.

[Deep13]

13. hunting, gathering

Later, I'm going to the shooting range to squeeze off a few loads from my gun.

[YankeyMCC]

14. Damn..

I don't suppose snacking on baby carrots is considered a manly man kinda thing to be doing right now.

I'll go get a cup of coffee...make that a DIRTY cup...

[Fountain79]

18. Eating pizza n/t...

[electron_blue]

19. crap. I just learned that one of my neighbors beat his wife and kids. This

joke thread is really rubbing me the wrong way today. Do we really need to joke about this?

[Shell Beau]

20. I don't think

anyone was actually joking about it. While it may be a crude term, those sleeveless fitted tanks have been called "wife-beaters" for a while. I am not saying it is a good term to use, but I don't think anyone thinks actually beating anyone's wife is funny!

[Lars39]

21. So why prop up the language?

[Shell Beau]

22. I guess he didn't think people would take it seriously!

[BreweryYardRat]

23. Getting ready to go to the complex gym.

Gonna do some bicep and forearm curls, then go for a swim. Wish that swim could be in the Intercoastal Waterway, but I've got surgery tomorrow. Gonna have to stick to the pool.

[azmouse]

25. I think I'll go out for a drive and not ask for directions.

Then I'll smoke a cigar while drinking some bourbon.
I'd watch a ballgame but the Dbacks are off today.


Wait?! I'm female... Can I be 'manly'?

[flvegan]

26. I'm heading to the gym myself right now.

Trying to live up to my Manly Man status.

[arwalden]

27. Hey Dude... Soccer Practice!

[qwertyMike]

28. Crunching empty beer cans

between my thumb and pinky

[RagingInMiami]

29. Adjusting my crotch