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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:35 AM
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How long before the TSA mandates that we be cryogenically frozen
before getting on a plane?

You know...so we're not threats. :shrug:
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:38 AM
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1. What's the strangest thing TSA did to you?
I had one of their guys ask if he could "feel" my ankles. I said, "Sure." But, I didn't expect what happened next. As he felt up my ankles he just looked up at me for what seemed like an eternity. The weirdo! I only let women TSA agents feel me up now, and only after getting their full name first!
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:41 AM
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3. Weirdly enough,
I've never been hassled by the TSA. I mean, by looking at me, you'd think I'd be first on their list, but nothing's ever happened to me. I must exude patriotism or something. :crazy: :D
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:43 AM
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5. You just have such an innocent face, I guess! :)
I do travel quite a bit...at least once every 2 months, so it's bound to happen.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:44 AM
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6. Me...innocent...
:rofl:
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:40 AM
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2. I'm sure the airlines would be pretty happy
if they could stack people like cargo. And no more worries about providing meals and beverages during the flight, either.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:41 AM
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4. Just shove us in tubes,
like they do with overworked employees in Japan. :D
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:45 AM
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7. I hate flying...so that'd work for me
:D
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:46 AM
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8. Well, in that case, I pray you're never my seatmate.
Because I would freaked out by some frozen lady sitting next to me. :D
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:50 AM
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9. I'd welcome it with open arms. No more hassles, no discomfort,
no long ass boring flights with stale air and shitty food...

Sounds perfect!
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