CONFESS!!! Did you call your f***ing senators and what did you talk about

[LynneSin]

Dish the dirt right here right now!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I called George Felix Allen, Jr. and said he was a racist asshat.

[LynneSin]

2. I haven't forgotton the beach thing but my trip was postponed til Oct

How about we do something in the Springtime?

[tinfoil tiaras]

4. Awesome...like a DU Spring Break meetup?!

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Sure. The beach prices don't go back up until the late spring.

We're going down in a couple of weeks, so I'll get a bunch of brochures and we can sort of scope things out, then.

[LynneSin]

9. That would be great - I would really love to do this

but if we want to plan something like a DU weekend at VB we shouldn't rush it.

[Spider Jerusalem]

3. I called Saxby Chambliss' office...

and said 'I have a message for Senator Cleland.' The staff drone on the other end said 'I'm sorry, but Mr. Cleland is no longer a senator from Georgia.' So I said 'he's not? You bastards! What have you done with him? This is a fucking disgrace! I thought this was America!' and hung up.

[peekaloo]

6. LOL!

true or not I love it.

[tinfoil tiaras]

8. Oh, you're good!

brownie points for you!!

[rug]

5. I called Santorum and asked if I could bring holy water on a plane.

[peekaloo]

10. Kay Bailey Hutchison is upset that her helmet hair will have to be

"pre-arranged" before boarding. It puts a lot of undue strain on her neck so she'll have to rest her head on the fold down table in front of her.

Cornyn says it's just like on 'Hogan's Heroes' where the Germans violated the Geneva Convention by not allowing 'Muricans to properly "refresh" themselves.

[skygazer]

11. I told them to paint Beetwasher's house

RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[Beetwasher]

15. THANK YOU!

Now the rest of you HOP TO IT!!!

[Zomby Woof]

12. I am having lunch with Barbara Boxer this afternoon!

Drool with envy, peasants!

[huskerlaw]

16. Hey, she promised me

that we'd do lunch today.

I can't believe she'd dump me for you. Obviously she's never seen you eat ice cream.

[Zomby Woof]

17. She always favors her native-born constituents

Hey, she LOVES the way I eat ice cream. Mainly because in heat like this, I wear less clothing!

[huskerlaw]

19. Boo.

That's some crappy hospitality. After all, she's had your vote for years. Mine is all shiny and new.

(ok, I'm having a hell of a time coming up with a reply to your ice cream and less clothing comment that doesn't make this sound like a sex thread. Damn ice cream for being white and sticky!)

[Zomby Woof]

20. Truth be told

I have never had a chance to vote for her. This past year is the first time I have lived in CA since reaching voting age. The last time I lived here Jimmy Carter was president and I was 11.

[huskerlaw]

23. Awwww

we're both Boxer virgins!

I can't wait to vote for her though...she rocks!

[Zomby Woof]

27. Maybe I could work for her campaign

And buy some Cold Stone for all the volunteers!

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Wait, wasn't that a Project Mayhem homework assignment from Tyler?

First rule of Project Mayhem is you don't ask questions.

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. I called Dick Durbin and asked if he liked being my f***king Senator.

Now I hear clicks when I use the phone.

[taterguy]

18. I convinced Libby Dole to add cowbell to the national anthem

[LynneSin]

21. I think it should be written as an amendment to the Constitution and...

added as the 11th Commandment "Thou Shalt Play More Cowbell"

[taterguy]

25. I'll call her back

RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gormy Cuss]

22. I told Barbara she should be the veep candidate in 2008 and I told

DiFi to start accessing WiFi and begin to understand her broader constituency.

[underpants]

24. I told "Doctor Allen" that my implant ruptured

while I was out front pulling up a stump.

[LynneSin]

26. I think he made have misheard you and thought you said raptured

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. I left a message inviting them over for pancakes.

There was enough extra batter for another 2 people.

[Lady Effingbroke]

29. I tried to call my f***ing senator, but somehow I ended up talking to some

f***ing guy named "Tom" at f***ing Orkin pest control in f***ing Sugarland.

[LSK]

30. I called Barack Obama and discussed American Idol tryouts

I think hes got a shot!

[azmouse]

31. Tried calling McCain... he was too busy kissing ass to come to the phone

His secretary said he'd call back when he was finished wiping the brown stains from his nose.