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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:46 AM
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CONFESS!!! Did you call your f***ing senators and what did you talk about
Dish the dirt right here right now!!!
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:51 AM
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1. I called George Felix Allen, Jr. and said he was a racist asshat.
:bounce:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:53 AM
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2. I haven't forgotton the beach thing but my trip was postponed til Oct
How about we do something in the Springtime?
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tinfoil tiaras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:57 AM
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4. Awesome...like a DU Spring Break meetup?!
:D
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:58 AM
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7. Sure. The beach prices don't go back up until the late spring.
We're going down in a couple of weeks, so I'll get a bunch of brochures and we can sort of scope things out, then.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:03 AM
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9. That would be great - I would really love to do this
but if we want to plan something like a DU weekend at VB we shouldn't rush it.
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:57 AM
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3. I called Saxby Chambliss' office...
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 10:58 AM by Spider Jerusalem
and said 'I have a message for Senator Cleland.' The staff drone on the other end said 'I'm sorry, but Mr. Cleland is no longer a senator from Georgia.' So I said 'he's not? You bastards! What have you done with him? This is a fucking disgrace! I thought this was America!' and hung up.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:58 AM
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6. LOL!
true or not I love it.
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tinfoil tiaras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:03 AM
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8. Oh, you're good!
:D brownie points for you!! :D
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 10:58 AM
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5. I called Santorum and asked if I could bring holy water on a plane.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:03 AM
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10. Kay Bailey Hutchison is upset that her helmet hair will have to be
"pre-arranged" before boarding. It puts a lot of undue strain on her neck so she'll have to rest her head on the fold down table in front of her.

Cornyn says it's just like on 'Hogan's Heroes' where the Germans violated the Geneva Convention by not allowing 'Muricans to properly "refresh" themselves.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:21 AM
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11. I told them to paint Beetwasher's house
RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:52 AM
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15. THANK YOU!
Now the rest of you HOP TO IT!!!
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:25 AM
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12. I am having lunch with Barbara Boxer this afternoon!
Drool with envy, peasants!
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:00 PM
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16. Hey, she promised me
that we'd do lunch today. :cry:

I can't believe she'd dump me for you. Obviously she's never seen you eat ice cream. ;)
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:04 PM
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17. She always favors her native-born constituents
:P

Hey, she LOVES the way I eat ice cream. Mainly because in heat like this, I wear less clothing! :D
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:23 PM
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19. Boo.
That's some crappy hospitality. After all, she's had your vote for years. Mine is all shiny and new.

(ok, I'm having a hell of a time coming up with a reply to your ice cream and less clothing comment that doesn't make this sound like a sex thread. Damn ice cream for being white and sticky!) :evilgrin:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:30 PM
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20. Truth be told
I have never had a chance to vote for her. This past year is the first time I have lived in CA since reaching voting age. The last time I lived here Jimmy Carter was president and I was 11. :D
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:45 PM
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23. Awwww
we're both Boxer virgins!

I can't wait to vote for her though...she rocks!
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:34 PM
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27. Maybe I could work for her campaign
And buy some Cold Stone for all the volunteers! :bounce:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:26 AM
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13. Wait, wasn't that a Project Mayhem homework assignment from Tyler?
First rule of Project Mayhem is you don't ask questions.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 11:31 AM
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14. I called Dick Durbin and asked if he liked being my f***king Senator.
Now I hear clicks when I use the phone.

:tinfoilhat:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:06 PM
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18. I convinced Libby Dole to add cowbell to the national anthem
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:40 PM
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21. I think it should be written as an amendment to the Constitution and...
added as the 11th Commandment "Thou Shalt Play More Cowbell"
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:04 PM
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25. I'll call her back
RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:43 PM
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22. I told Barbara she should be the veep candidate in 2008 and I told
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 12:44 PM by Gormy Cuss
DiFi to start accessing WiFi and begin to understand her broader constituency.

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:46 PM
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24. I told "Doctor Allen" that my implant ruptured
while I was out front pulling up a stump.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:05 PM
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26. I think he made have misheard you and thought you said raptured
:shrug:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:35 PM
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28. I left a message inviting them over for pancakes.
There was enough extra batter for another 2 people.
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:46 PM
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29. I tried to call my f***ing senator, but somehow I ended up talking to some
f***ing guy named "Tom" at f***ing Orkin pest control in f***ing Sugarland.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 01:52 PM
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30. I called Barack Obama and discussed American Idol tryouts
I think hes got a shot!

:D
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:04 PM
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31. Tried calling McCain... he was too busy kissing ass to come to the phone
His secretary said he'd call back when he was finished wiping the brown stains from his nose.
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