"Republicans are like..." Contribute a simile of your own.

[Aristus]

Here's mine:

Republicans are like bulls. They're stupid, clumsy and bad-tempered. But if you wave a flag at them, they'll do anything you want.


I wanna hear yours.

[BreweryYardRat]

1. Okay.

Modern neo-con Republicans are like dogs. Most of them aren't too bright and they're almost never capable of independence. But they can be dangerous in groups.

[tinfoil tiaras]

2. Ooh, thats good!

(i sorta stole this one from America the Book, so it's not original).

Republicans are like elephants-they'll write you down in their rolodex of spite and then trample you to death later.

[grannylib]

3. Republicans are like Halloween in reverse.

They put on masks of 'Christianity' and 'values' and 'family' and 'building democracy' but underneath, they are monsters hell-bent on destruction. They treat themselves and their corpo-whore cronies to goodies of all kinds, and trick the average working 'Murkin into voting against her/his interests.

[liberaltrucker]

4. Dogs

They eat shit out of the the commode.
Apologies to our canine friends.

[Ghost in the Machine]

5. like something I'd scrape off the bottom of my shoe before stepping

into a pig sty so I wouldn't pollute the sty.

[NMMNG]

6. I could never top that but here's mine

Republicans are like vultures. Show them someone they can take advantage of and they'll start circling before the victim is even dead.

[Initech]

7. Republicans are like that quiet guy who sits at the end of the bar

You dont realize it, but he's been quietly getting wasted all night. You could take the seat next to his if you want to hear insane, incoherent ramblings about today's youth and how much better things were in the 50's.

In other words, they're Ted "INTERNET IS A SERIES OF TUBES!" Stevens!