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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-09-06 11:41 PM
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"Republicans are like..." Contribute a simile of your own.
Here's mine:

Republicans are like bulls. They're stupid, clumsy and bad-tempered. But if you wave a flag at them, they'll do anything you want.


I wanna hear yours. B-)
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-09-06 11:47 PM
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1. Okay.
Edited on Wed Aug-09-06 11:48 PM by seawolf
Modern neo-con Republicans are like dogs. Most of them aren't too bright and they're almost never capable of independence. But they can be dangerous in groups.
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tinfoil tiaras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-09-06 11:49 PM
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2. Ooh, thats good!
(i sorta stole this one from America the Book, so it's not original).

Republicans are like elephants-they'll write you down in their rolodex of spite and then trample you to death later.
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-09-06 11:51 PM
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3. Republicans are like Halloween in reverse.
They put on masks of 'Christianity' and 'values' and 'family' and 'building democracy' but underneath, they are monsters hell-bent on destruction. They treat themselves and their corpo-whore cronies to goodies of all kinds, and trick the average working 'Murkin into voting against her/his interests.
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:09 AM
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4. Dogs
They eat shit out of the the commode.
Apologies to our canine friends.
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 12:38 AM
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5. like something I'd scrape off the bottom of my shoe before stepping
into a pig sty so I wouldn't pollute the sty.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:06 AM
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6. I could never top that but here's mine
Republicans are like vultures. Show them someone they can take advantage of and they'll start circling before the victim is even dead.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:34 AM
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7. Republicans are like that quiet guy who sits at the end of the bar
You dont realize it, but he's been quietly getting wasted all night. You could take the seat next to his if you want to hear insane, incoherent ramblings about today's youth and how much better things were in the 50's.

In other words, they're Ted "INTERNET IS A SERIES OF TUBES!" Stevens!

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