i'm a cranky b****

[bicentennial_baby]

yes, yes, that's me tonight....fuck it! i'd use the whole word, if it were more acceptable 'round here...


sigh....life is crappy, at moments...yep.

[MrScorpio]

1. Why are you so cranky, Baby Grrl?

Somebody needs a hug

[bicentennial_baby]

5. can't say here...

but, i am...and i'll always take your hugs Papi...any day of the week...I miss you

How the fuck are YOU?

[MrScorpio]

13. Well, I'm still alive

But I can be better

I've always go a shoulder for you

Use it when you need it

[bicentennial_baby]

22. I just don't want to overuse it....

I know you're stressed, and I respect that...

But, you're always one of the best that I can talk to....you get me, you feel me. Yep.

And I you...

[MrScorpio]

28. Well, I've got an open door policy for you

I can handle my problems

If I can help with yours, I'm here

[bicentennial_baby]

29. awwww, thank you Papi...

[MrScorpio]

75. Anytime, Baby Grrl

Anytime

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Aww...I'm sorry.

If I was around, I'd give you a hug and a perc, but since I'm not...you get a virtual hug.

[bicentennial_baby]

6. oooh, I'd take both....

If I had the extra $$, I'd be in NJ in a second...mostly for the hug though

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Well, it wouldn't really be in a second.

You'd have to drive or fly down here after all and both take longer than a second.

[bicentennial_baby]

11. Oh you and your semantics....

C'mon, tell your 'rents that you need, oh, $100-150 to do *something*....Western Union...I'm there...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. If I thought it would work, I would.

When you have the cash, you're welcome to come visit me. They get happy when I have friends at the house. Normally, I just go "out" with "people." On the rare occaision someone is over, they get happy.

[bicentennial_baby]

23. How much would it cost me?

Bus? Train? Plane? From Boston...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. The Chinatown Bus (Boston to NYC) is cheap.

It's $30/roundtrip. From there, you could even take the path into Hoboken ($2) and I'd pick you up.

http://www.chinatown-bus.com /

My best friend used to take it every weekend because her boyfriend was going to school in Boston.

[bicentennial_baby]

30. Oh, I can definitely swing that!!

I smell a trip coming up....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. I'm looking forward to it.

[bicentennial_baby]

40. oh fuck yes, me too!

I only have about a month until skool starts again, so let's do this!!

[WCGreen]

3. Mrs. WCGreen

keeps stepping on my air hose....

Two years I have been around her with this fucking airhose in my nose and still, at least three times a week, I suddenly feel my head being snapped back as I walk through the house...

[bicentennial_baby]

7. Yikes....

My dad is paralyzed...you should hear him and my mom go round and round about his catheter hose, and rolling him over...Jeebus!

[WCGreen]

31. That....

Is far worse than mine....

[bicentennial_baby]

35. Eh, it's life....

He's had MS since I was born, almost...That's "normal" life for me...

[WCGreen]

42. I guess that would be.....

Most people I meet today think it normal for me to have the hose int he nose...

Now if only Mrs. WCGreen would realize it....

[bicentennial_baby]

47. i'm sorry....

This/That life is tough...It's a strange road....But, I know you can weather it...

[SeattleGirl]

4. What's the matter, babykins?

I love you even if you feel cranky. Heaven knows I can feel that way too. Here's a hug for you. Wish I could offer more.

[bicentennial_baby]

9. You know what? I know that you do....

and this is why adore you so....Please come to the N.E.!!!

You're a gem...a treasure...you are!

[SeattleGirl]

18. And you're a sweetheart.

I would LOVE to come to the NE. It's an area of the country I've never been to, and always wanted to see.

I promise, if ever I get the chance, I'll come out that way, and will DEFINITELY come to see you!

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

10. You too ?

That's why I went home from work early. Its either that or going off. PMS + Full Moon = MeanassCarolinaPeridot.

[bicentennial_baby]

25. it's not even PMS with me!!

that's why it sucks even more!!!

[RetroLounge]

12. It's okay to be cranky...

I love you anyhow...



RL

[bicentennial_baby]

15. awwww, I have Paul loooooove!!

Sigh, it's 'da best....

I have missed you SO much baby!!

You simply must talk to me more...We *are* MySpace homies, y'know....

[RetroLounge]

36. Yes, we are!

I should take a road trip out east...

RL

[bicentennial_baby]

43. Uh...yeah!!!

What's taking you sooooo long?! I'll show you the sights...and we'll party like rockstars...Which, of course, we are

[RetroLounge]

45. "party like rockstars"

Can i just be your groupie?

RL

[bicentennial_baby]

46. ooooh, you....

Er, um...yes....

Trust me, i *know* what that entails...If you're up to the task, then....

[RetroLounge]

48. I was "up" for it 2 posts ago...

RL

[bicentennial_baby]

50. You dirty, dirty boy....

Yes, yes...come and be my groupie....I'll treat you good...you know it

[RetroLounge]

51. and i would return the favor...

but i might never leave...



RL

[bicentennial_baby]

54. .....

indeed....

[borlis]

14. Me too!!

I hate everyone tonight, kids won't go to bed, hubby is a major jerk. I am joining the I HATE MEN CLUB. I can't wait until I can go to bed (I have to give my cat medicine at 12) It won't come soon enough. Hang in there.

[bicentennial_baby]

16. Hey, I'm in that club too!

w00t! Let's hang!!

[borlis]

37. Only 2 out of 4 are sleeping

hubby (jerk) and son #2. Son #1 who is 13 is fighting with his video game because he is losing. Son #3 who is 4 is sitting right next to me with his legos. He says he can't go to sleep because he has a stomachache. Now the stupid smilies lookup table won't come up either. I am giving the cat his meds now and calling it a day.

[bicentennial_baby]

39. good luck....

[Floogeldy]

17. U R gonna be okay.

We love you.

Hey, if you have to complain, please, complain to us. We are here for you.

I wish only for peace, contentment and love in your life. It will come to pass.

[bicentennial_baby]

19. Did you hit your head?

Where's your usual crappy comeback?

I'm confused...

[LeftyMom]

21. but you're our favorite cranky bitch

[bicentennial_baby]

24. awwwww, my #1 favorite Vegan and Animal lover....

seriously, my hero....



If you wanna see a pic of my pets, lemme know...

[LeftyMom]

26. I always want to see animal pics.

[bicentennial_baby]

33. Here we go!!

Here's my baby boy, Buddy, an Alaskan Husky I rescued two days before euthanization...He's my #1 boy:



And this is my girl Stripe, a trained Siberian racing Husky that I (ugh) bought for my mother after her other Husky died suddenly:



And this is my nemesis, yet my dear slavemaster, Raphael, my rescued Iguana:



I also have a rescued and formerly abused Alaskan Eskimo show dog, Fancy, and two Leopard Geckoes...I'm away from all of them right now, as I have moved...My mom is taking wonderful care of all of them, but it breaks my heart to be seperated from them...Especially Buddy...

[LeftyMom]

41. Buddy and Stripe are purty

Raphael's cool looking. My Dad had an iguana when I was a kid. It scared me to death, since it was forever taking chunks out of my Dad's hand while he'd feed it.

[bicentennial_baby]

44. Awwww, thank you

The pics don't do them justice...Stripe gives wonderful dog kisses, and they both howl ("sing") like Frank Sinatra, LOL...Well, they *think* that they do...especially at 5 am...

[Sugar Smack]

32. Aw, pish-tosh!

You should get paid to EXIST. And stop having periods, for Chrissake. They're nothing but trouble. Why do you think women in Appalachia call it "The Curse"?

Anyway, I love you as totally as a person can. Call me or I'll sic my cat on you. She'll lick you to death.

my bibaby.

[bicentennial_baby]

34. OMFG...you!!!

Could I adore you more? No, I don't think so!!

It's not even my period, it's just...life...

I SO SO SO have to call you...and I have your number...maybe I should give you mine, since I'm such a freaking lazyass...If you want it, PM me...please.

Sigh.... Backatcha, ma cherie....

[Sugar Smack]

49. LIFE? Suck it up, ma cherie! * LOLOLOLOL*

Yeah, I will PM you for your number. It feels like Saturday night around here.

You know what I want to do when I see you? Go do stuff like my best friend here & I go do. We go swim, then we work out, then we go to lunch & embarrass everybody cause of our endorphin rushes.

I've been sailing on no input but the horrible dreams I come up with at night unconcious. I bet your missus has same due to panic attacks. Anyway, I miss you so much. I'm going to call you Sun. night if that's okay!

[bicentennial_baby]

53. Hahahahaha!

Yes. suck it up indeed....

I am sooooo down with that...and my new skool has an Olympic sized pool!

Yes, please do PM me, and please do call me on Sunday night... Yay!!!

[LaraMN]

52. I think you're allowed a bit of that, now and then.

I'm all over the place, myself; and quite often for no discernable reason.
I hope things perk up for ya.

[bicentennial_baby]

55. thanks sweet girl...

[LaraMN]

61. You're welcome.

Would it amuse you to know that today I wanted to wear a ruffly skirt, but the hem had fallen out on a ruffle layer, so I "fixed" it with a stapler. Unfortunately, the staple caught on the upholstery of my car when I was getting out, and I spent the day with a good two inch hole over my butt. At first I was mortified, but after awhile I kind of quit caring. Lots of people probably saw my pink underwear. Oh well.

[bicentennial_baby]

64. Hey, I wore pink underwear today too!!!

The lacy, ruffly kind!!!

I adore you!!!....

[LaraMN]

68. Well! We must be on the same wavelength!

Have you also had an inexplicable penchant for apricots and string cheese, of late?

[bicentennial_baby]

71. Hmmmm, the cheese...yes indeed....

I've never eaten an apricot, actually....

What's it like?

[LaraMN]

76. I made a sauce with mine, for yogurt.

It's very sweet and tangy. Yummy!

[bicentennial_baby]

79. Good for you!!

You deserve yummy treats!!! Rock the f on Lara!!!

[Haole Girl]

56. Hey...here's a story for you:

I don't get cramps or periods anymore, due to my hysterectomy, but I can still get PMS! Yup, believe it our not (still have ovaries)! Okay, while that may be too much information, here's the interesting part: I now have no way to know when PMS is coming on...it just hits me like a brick wall! So, the other day at work, I has really snippy with a co-worker and a friend of mine told me I was acting like a Pomeranian. Then, she made these hilarious clawing motions with her hands and barked in that high Pomeranian bark.."yelp-yelp!" I just fell over laughing. Well, maybe you'd have to have been there...it really was funny!



Hope you feel better soon!

[bicentennial_baby]

58. thank you...but....

why do so many people seem to associate this with PMS? Hmmmm....that's not it at all...that's another 3 weeks from now...i don't need a reason to be as pissy as i am...

[Haole Girl]

59. Oh...guess I should have read all of the thread and not just

parts. Sorry!

[bicentennial_baby]

60. not a problem!

Just a random ? on my part....

[Haole Girl]

62. I didn't even realize it was a full moon!

It's been a strange day for me. Started out very happy, then got so worn out at work I'm not. But, I feel like I should be. Does that make sense?

[bicentennial_baby]

63. Abso-freaking-lutely....

Sounds just like my day....Except I was Up....Down...Up...Down..SOOOOOOO up....and then down again....Ugh...


.... I'm with you...

[Haole Girl]

69. Maybe we just need a holiday!

I love that word-- holiday! It sounds so much better than just "vacation." They use it all the time in Australia, and after we visited there I'd use it all the time. It drives my hubby crazy when I say "holiday" all the time. He always replies, "You're not in Australia!"


From Jimmy Buffet,

Holiday:


You can't get out of bed
you can't remember what you've said
you're feeling old, old, old

Is it fever or depression
anger or aggression
what's the remedy?
We're not talking rocket science
the answer to your question's
very plain to see

You need a holiday...


I love that song!

[bicentennial_baby]

72. let's go!!!

Got anywhere in mind?

[Haole Girl]

73. I'm headed back to the islands soon...

...well, as soon as I save some money! Ah...it always gets down to money! I'm still hoping to win the lotto and move to Hawaii..then we can have a huge meet-up on the beach. I think I'm delirious now...hey, it never hurts to have a little dream, right?

[bicentennial_baby]

74. Nope, never....

One of these days I'll be safely ensconced in Paris with my loves, and SugarSmack, and MrScorpio, and whoever else wants to come along for the ride...

[Gormy Cuss]

57. Umm, there's a typo in your subject line.

Baby only needs three asterisks after the b.

Hope whatever it is gets less crappy soon.

[reformedrepub]

65. hands bibaby

his baton and pepper....go ahead and hit something!!!!

[bicentennial_baby]

66. ooooh, I'd like to!!

and hey you....nothing I like more than a "Reformed Repub"!!!!

[reformedrepub]

67. well it took me

awhile to come around, but I finally saw the light....

[bicentennial_baby]

70. Good for you!

No harm in that....I'm happy that you did...

[reformedrepub]

77. we all get smarter as we get older

nt

[bicentennial_baby]

78. Yep