I sucked balls...

[Jamastiene]

when I was a little girl, I would put my toys in my mouth. My favorite was a plastic ball that looked like a baseball.

I've sucked others in the past too, but I won't go into details here. :evilgrin:

[Fox Mulder]

1. Woah...

I was going to put what I like to suck on here, but I'm not.

[Jamastiene]

14. Just remember to make sure to use cooking/food analogies.

You'll be just fine.

[LostInAnomie]

2. I've had mine...

... Ah, nevermind. I don't want to ge this thread locked.

[Jamastiene]

16. Did you cook some orange or chocolate ones at

some point in time? Or did you make some scrumptious meatballs for a woman you had yer eye on, :9? I mean, you can talk about what balls have been sucked if they were cooked first, ya know. }(

[MrScorpio]

3. IBTL

I'm in, baby!

[Jamastiene]

15. Might as well try for twice...

:hi: MrScorpio. Long time no see.

[MrScorpio]

18. How the heck are ya?

Looking good, I see

[Jamastiene]

19. I sure hope I am looking good.

I've gone on an antidepressant that actually seems to be working, but it made me gain like 20 lbs. I think it's actually less though. The nurse wouldn't hold that $5 worth of change I had in my pocket when she weighed me. I say I still weigh 125 lbs. and some change because of it. Think I can get by with that for a while? :rofl:

I sure have missed you. :hug:

[amitten]

4. The Night Listener??? Is that YOU???

Wow, I've never blogged with an actual movie before!

[Jamastiene]

13. I listen at night. What to, I can't say.

I'm not a movie, although if I was, I assure you, I couldn't post me here. :evilgrin: :hi:

[Robeson]

5. What other kind of balls have you sucked....

...inquiring minds want to know!...:-)

[Jamastiene]

6. Lalalallalalalalaa.

I can't tell if I want this thread to stay in the unlocked position.

[NMMNG]

7. You need to send your toaster back right away

[Jamastiene]

9. It was during my

confused phase when I was doing what the fuckhead fundies were saying. I hated it. Had to get stoned to make myself go through with it. It wasn't my thang, if ya know what I mean. I never got a toaster. I've just been shitted all the way around and I got my grade report today, she still hasn't called. Life sucks. :cry:

[NMMNG]

11. The fundies need to be prosecuted for abuse, if not torture

And that's all I can say without lots of .

Unfortunately she might not call. I'm sorry. :hug:

[Jamastiene]

12. Torture would be more to my liking.

Too bad she won't call. Why'd she go through the trouble of getting the thing? Oh well. Maybe it's for the better somehow. I would have always been worried about getting her in trouble anyhow. I'm not good at hiding my feelings, as I am sure you are aware. I love you. You are so kind to me. If only people in real life were this kind and supportive of me...who knows what I could accomplish? Maybe even world peace. Ya just never know, right? :hug:

[NMMNG]

17. Hard to say

Sometimes people ask for your number with intentions to call, then they change their minds. She may have wanted to call then decided it better not to get involved with a student.


I also wish people in real life could be more supportive. As it is I wonder why I bother some times. :shrug:

[Jamastiene]

20. Yeah, she didn't have me and my wonderful

charming self to keep tempting her, so she changed her mind. I'll try telling myself that. Think it'll work? }(

Yeah, I know what you mean about real life. :hug:

[NMMNG]

21. Give it a try

You never know. :-)

[Jamastiene]

22. Who knows?

I hope it doesn't make me want to stalk her and cause trouble though. I have a real tendency to puppy dog a woman until she thinks I'm stalking her. I always put myself beneath a woman though, literally, so I can be in position in case she changes her mind. Is that stalking? You think? :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

23. It could be

If you chain yourself between her legs, that is. }(

[Jamastiene]

24. Hmm, that sounds fun.

I just wish puppy dogging a woman would work just once. That's all it would take for me. I'd be happy then, because I'd be with her, right?

[Fox Mulder]

8. Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls are also good to suck on...

As the song goes:

Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put 'em in your mouth
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em

[Jamastiene]

10. I've sucked on chocoloate sweet balls before, with

brown sugar. So, that's why they tasted so good? Hmm... It was Easter candy. Yummy. Not too sure about the salty version. Never tried those. :wtf:

[xchrom]

25. wow -- you and i have some things in common.

i wonder if we've ever sucked the same balls?

[Jamastiene]

26. I doubt it, although...

Ya just never know. :evilgrin:

[Call Me Wesley]

27. Locking.

Uhm, let's not go there, please.



Thank you!

Call Me Wesley
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