Don't join myspace.

[swag]

"Kelly would like you to join the webcam makeout group."

She sure looks like a swell gal, but making out with 14 year-old law enforcement officers via webcam never will be my thing.

True, Kelly looks a little smarter than the 19 year-old camgirl who wanted to be added as a friend (I have none) earlier today, but I cannot accept Kelly's invitation with the expectation that doing so would benefit me in the slightest.

[Deja Q]

1. Oh good. Jailbait hangout site #1.

:eyes:

[swag]

2. So you know about this and never warned anybody?

[Deja Q]

3. Hardly. I saw it on the telly late last week.

Nasty people use that site to stalk kids. :puke:

[swag]

4. Nasty "kids" also seem to use that site to stalk people.

[Deja Q]

5. Nobody's perfect...

:wow:



That's why I don't go there. I'm 34. I don't want something half my age chatting my up...

[swag]

6. But doesn't that happen to you here?

[Deja Q]

12. I know nobody that's half my age, here on DU, chatting me up.

:shrug:

[swag]

18. Must be your sig pic.

[gkdmaths]

57. you so totally hit the nail on the head

thanks for saying it

:thumbsup:

[outofbounds]

7. Warned anybody?

warned about what? The site itself? Or the age of people wanting to be a friend?

[swag]

9. It's unclear what post you are responding to.

And I'm sorry to end a sentence with a preposition, but in this case it had to be done.

[outofbounds]

15. Post # 2

When I first read the post I think I got the wrong impression.

[swag]

17. Thanks for the clarification.

I think most posts in this thread are #2, metaphorically speaking.

Excepting yours, of course.

[outofbounds]

22. 2. So you know about this and never warned anybody?

I read it and got the wrong impression. I got the impression that you wanted to warn adults that people aren't who they claim to be on that site. As in little Kelly 14yo is really the police about to bust some scum who would link up with her. My guess is you were wanting to warn people to steer clear of these kids who are trying to grow up to fast. Sorry.

[swag]

24. No need to apologize. I really don't care about any of it.

[CanuckAmok]

60. Better than ending a proposition with a sentance!

You know, meaning the whole jailbait thing...

Oh, to hell with it.

[swag]

61. Let's all try to get a little shut-eye now, shall we?

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Why aren't you my friend?

:(

[swag]

10. I don't know which of your two dozen myspaces to befriend.

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. All my friends are me.

:cry:

[swag]

28. You just earned yourself an unwanted Friend Request, camgirl!

[GirlinContempt]

25. He's not mine either

:(

[swag]

27. You just earned yourself an unwanted Friend Request, camgirl!

[GirlinContempt]

29. I'll wipe the sweat from my brow

and respond posthaste

[swag]

30. Save the sweat in one of those spent coke vials I left in your couch.

I'll buy the kit'n'caboodle as soon as my Paypal probation expires.

[GirlinContempt]

33. Done and done

You want the other spent stuff you left?

[swag]

34. Got plenty of that right here, thanks.

Throw it out on the lawn. It'll fatten the worms.

[ghostsofgiants]

42. I'm a camgirl too, yo.

Add that shit.

[swag]

45. bootylicious

swagspace ain't shit, but I'll fill out the primate1 chit.

[TimeChaser]

43. Or mine

:(

[swag]

47. I can't even get on myspace right now.

We must have overwhelmed the servers with links from this thread.

[swag]

50. You're difficult to find.

[LeftyMom]

11. 14 going on 35

The neck is a dead giveaway.

[swag]

13. Good point. That's is definitely some hickey leather.

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Yeah, MySpace is eee-vill

Because, of course, no one who uses it can be held responsible for their own actions. :eyes:

[swag]

16. Myspace users have actions?

[Jara sang]

19. They have movements.

[swag]

20. Is that another reference to #2?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. Yeah, some of them come with kung-fu grip.

[swag]

23. You just earned yourself an unwanted Friend Request, camgirl!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

63. You've just earned yourself an unwanted Friend, camboy!

[bridgit]

36. don't you have a myspace account over there...

:shrug:

[Bucky]

31. pedophilia + Rupert Murdoch = MySpace ... Gee, what could go wrong?

It's like the nexus of everything that's wrong with society.

[swag]

32. Not to mention disastrous cascading style sheets and icky adverts.

[bridgit]

35. Kelly has nice teeth, but my policy is to not makeout with people...

that are so damn happy as Kelly on 1st blush x(

[swag]

37. Important observation.

That enamel could shred the lips.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. I hate it when that happens.

[swag]

39. Even worse via LCD display.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

40. LCD displays are pricey. I really don't like having them cut up

from some chick's shiny enamel.

[swag]

51. Clean teeth are important, but so is stuff.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

52. Especially my stuff. I don't care about other people's shit.

[swag]

53. As my old crack-addict secretary Crystal used to say,

"Two tears in a bucket. Fuck it!"

It rhymed.

[mvd]

41. I have an account there

But I don't use it for anything but viewing MySpace pages from singers and adding singers to my friends list. So far, Nina Gordon, Joanna, Ingrid Michaelson, Leslie Mills, and Carson Daly have all accepted my friend invitations. I added Carson because I've heard he loves to get MySpace friends.

[swag]

44. That's impressive.

I have an account there too, but it's mostly just to scope the barely legal poozle.

[mvd]

46. Thanks

I'm sure most singers and other celebs don't deny many requests, though, if they want to please their fans. I do have on my profile that I'm a proud liberal, so you don't know who that will turn away. :-)

[momophile]

48. I'm bullish on myspace.

You know the rest...
:bounce:

[swag]

49. I might join your herd if I could access the site.

I can't even get access tonight via lynx through a linux shell.

That Tom guy is full of excuses. And he forced himself onto my "friends" roster.

Come back with your bullishness when myspace has a plan for success.

[bicentennial_baby]

56. what "friends" roster?

do you or do you NOT have a My Space page? Hmmmmm? Enquiring minds want your link, beeyotch!! :bounce:

You know where to find me ;)

:)

[swag]

58. I think I finally sent the req.

I hope that's you I sent it to.

[bicentennial_baby]

59. when?

[swag]

62. 142 seconds ago.

[bicentennial_baby]

64. gotcha...

even gave you a place of honor :loveya:

[swag]

66. That's thoughtful.

I'll have a look-see.

[bicentennial_baby]

68. bien sur...

:)

[swag]

69. Thanks!

And Goodnight.

[liberaltrucker]

54. I was hoping your warning was because of Herr Murdoch

Guess I'm a bit TOO liberal.

:shrug:

[swag]

55. I'm no big fan of Newscorp,

though I do own shares indirectly.

[swag]

65. Gee, looks like Kelly is no longer Kelly.

But still a member of the camwank circle.

Virtual glory hole!

[grasswire]

67. forget myspace...what's the deal with Habbo Hotel?

I know a 13-year-old girl who got married four times on Habbo just yesterday! She ran up $160 on her cel phone buying the currency they use to buy cyber clothes and cyber gifts there so they can gift another member with an outfit or bling or some thing. They go into little private rooms and engage in god only knows what. Her "job" on Habbo is to tend visitors in the MILITARY ROOM and some people who visit there have given her links to web sites that appear to be recruitment tools.

Gad! If you have a young teen girl in your family, better check the browser history to see what she's doing. This girl also put up a page at piczo.com, where vulnerable young people and perverts also gather. The language in their communications is pretty raw on piczo and everyone seems to be a big fat fake.

[swag]

72. Goodness gracious.

Don't know what to think of all that.

[Broken_Hero]

70. to late

but the pop up friend requests are a pain, but I don't add anyone unless I know them IRL, or from DU...

[jmm]

71. I joined two weeks ago and am already starting to regret it

My headline there now reads If you're an illiterate, horny, 19 year old then I'm 15, happily married and expecting my fifth child. I joined because I know a number of people who have but most of my time there is spent dealing with inboxes and friend requests from production companies and guys writing thinks like Yo is beutiful. That's actually one of the better messages I've received. I can't share some of the other ones here.