Anybody up for a flamewar on the Rainforest Cafe?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

I'm not sure where I stand, so I'll give somebody else the honor of taking a position and then I'll disagree with them.

[Tyler Durden]

1. My kid liked it...

The salad greens were fresh, and I had a Corona with lime. A little noisy, tho...

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. Yeah, you'd pretty much have to be a kid to like that place.

What kind of adult would actually want to go? Nobody, that's who.

[Taverner]

3. I have a BIG problem with them!

OK...after a day at Disneyland wifey, kid and I are tired. So we think "Rainforest Cafe - that sounds nice" so we fucking hoof it across Downtown Disney, me carrying kid because he's tired, and with a bad knee needing surgery at that.

And I get to the place, and there IS A FUCKING LINE JUST TO WAIT IN LINE!!! I'm bloody serious - its a line to get on the wait list, which is, like 4 hours wait.

WTF?????

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. Fuck you, their aquarium rocks!

People should be happy to pay money just so they can wait and look at that thing!

[NNadir]

5. I've never been there.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. Bullshit you haven't.

I took you myself!

[NNadir]

7. That's a bunch of crap. You must have been stoned out of your gourd

as usual, because that wasn't me, you fuck.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. I've got photographs that prove you wrong...

and the receipt from that tatoo parlor later that evening! So try arguing with that, assgoblin!

[NNadir]

11. Fuck off with that weak photoshop shit.

I don't really care what part of the Rainforest Menu you had tattooed on your ass, by the way.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

12. That's it! I'm putting your ass on ignore!

Good day sir!

[NNadir]

13. Like I'm going to miss you!

Fucking Rainforest piece of shit.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

14. I said goodday sir!

Can't you read?!

[NNadir]

15. You said you were going to put me on ignore!

Liar!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. Quit stalking me!

If you don't cease and desist replying to me I'm going to contact the mods and my lawyer!

[NNadir]

17. Like you have a fucking case.

You were out of it the moment you started in with photoshop. I already told you that. Is there some reason that can't penetrate your thick skull and get into your tiny brain?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

18. DNA doesn't lie, dude.

The Fudge Volcano isn't just an item on the dessert menu.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Love it, love it, love it.

Especially how they donate to the real rainforest preservation fund.

[ForrestGump]

9. Not sure I knew it was a chain

The only one I remember seeing is something similar to that name on Ventura Boulevard in the (San Fernando) Valley. Kinda seem to recall someone mentioning one here in Vegas, too, like maybe at the MGM Grand.

Gotta be better than the Chain That Shall Not Be Mentioned, though.