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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:02 PM
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So, what does one WEAR to a Rapture?
what if it happens AFTER Labor Day? white shoes or no?

what if its hot? are shorts acceptable?

i want to make sure i come face to face with the Anti-Christ looking nice but should I be prepared with comfortable shoes?

PLEASE HELP!!!!!11

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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:05 PM
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1. Nothing
As I understand it, you go up as butt naked as the day you were born.
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:07 PM
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6. Isn't that going to put a twist in the knickers
of the religious sex patrol.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:08 PM
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8. But they're saving themselves for Jesus
:bounce: :party:
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:54 PM
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25. Must be it.
After all, he had a naked boy in the garden with him.
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:21 PM
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33. That's so the left-behind folks..
... can point and laugh :)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:05 PM
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2. Sorry to say, but...manpris.
:D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:06 PM
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3. ...
:rofl:
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:06 PM
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4. Mnapris with mandals.
:hide:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:07 PM
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7. But, but ... I look horrible in manpris!
How am I supposed to feel good when I'm greeted by Our Savior?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:17 PM
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14. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
:cry:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:18 PM
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15. Looks like you and I will be left behind.
:cry:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:19 PM
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16. oh i already KNOW THAT!
hence the 'comfortable shoes' question in my post. i don't care for heights anyway
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:20 PM
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17. That just means more for us down here.
Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 05:20 PM by GOPisEvil
If some is good, more is better. :)
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:51 PM
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24. Well, after I've been raptured, you and GOPisEVIL can have
my house as a vacation home.

The keys to the van are hanging on the pantry door. And the boat.

:P


Oh, and BTW, Little Midlo is getting raptured too, apparently all the children do. Sorry. I know that sort of ruins this for you.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:35 PM
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36. not MY little Midlo
we have an agreement. we shall ride into the night on my scooter. but, if the forces are TOO powerful, she has been instructed to wear a short skirt and no panties so I can be left behind a happy man :P

:hide:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:36 PM
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37. Hang on, I want to show her father this post.
Heart patient or not, he is going to kill you.


:P

Plus, ALL children get raptured. Haven't you read the Left Behind Series? :eyes:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:38 PM
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39. tell him to bring.it.on.
i haven't kicked a heart patient's ass in about 6 months!

tell him he needs to fight fair though k? :scared:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:39 PM
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41. Don't worry. He's only bringing the shotgun.
Hopefully, not too big of a mess. :P
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:41 PM
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43. bah
a puny shotgun won't stop Matcom: LORD OF HELLFIRE
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:42 PM
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44. You misunderstand. He's going to use it on Remi and the cats.
:hide:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:45 PM
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46. what kind of beer does he like?
if he is gonna do THAT i want to make sure i get him something nice
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 07:15 PM
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48. He drinks gin. And, he will probably take your scooter also.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 07:46 PM
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49. i always have Bombay
he'll be happy. tell him we can blast some outdoor cats with his shotgun when he gets here
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 07:57 PM
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51. .........
:rofl:

:spray:
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WolverineDG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:07 PM
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5. Not sure
but you'd better keep up on your hair & nail appointments so you look good for Jesus. :eyes:

dg
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:08 PM
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9. The rapture is not going to happen in our life time.
People are so freaky. Good God, is this crap ever going to end? The only difference between this time and how it happened in every other decade is that we now have a freak in the white house who is just itching to push THE button.
But, OK, what if I'm wrong? I'll have to go with GOPisEvil on this one. Manpris is SO the way to go. :evilgrin:
Duckie
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:47 PM
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23. I am so disappointed.
I was hoping for it to happen today. I was looking for abandoned cars along the highway as I need a new one. :cry:
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:35 PM
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35. There was a car accident I passed on my way home...
But I think the girl who was driving the car and the dude in the van were on the side of the road. At least I think...I'm not sure...but then again, I don't think I would want either of those vehicles. Just make sure you are careful. Someone might disappear, have their car on cruise control and crash. You don't really want THAT car. Actually, I doubt. I don't know what your car looks like. Could be an improvement. :evilgrin:
Duckie
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:09 PM
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10. I imagine white is always appropriate.
Though they probably issue you a white robe when it happens.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:11 PM
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11. 70's clothing
Jesus was a hippie, wasn't he? :shrug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:17 PM
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13. So -
do you mean tye-died T-shirts and sandals, or white suits with huge lapels and platform shoes?
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:23 PM
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18. Definitely the tie dyed stuff
Wear the disco duds, if you're hoping to look like a televangelist. :P

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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:16 PM
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12. I think something in mauve
And a low heel. The question is whether to wear a hat.
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:25 PM
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19. I'd imagine the women would avoid skirts...
...lest they give a cheap thrill to us dirty sinners on the ground.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:25 PM
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20. This is ALL you'll need...
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:43 PM
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21. acceptable fabrics: linen, summer weight wool,
Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 05:44 PM by xchrom
polished cotton, silk.

contrary to popular opinion -- appearance is important.
it may not be jesus first time to meet you -- but it's never too late to make a good impression.

men a loafer will be acceptable -- but NO sneeks.

ladies -- at the minimum a low heel -- and rumour has it that there is a definite preference for manolo blahniks and jimmy choos.

further details will be coming out -- please be aware that the gay sub-committee for Flawless Taste in Fashion has worked long and hard with the Lord on appropriate attire for this occasion.

the gay sub-committee for Flawless Taste in Fashion will be watching!

i can tell you now -- you will get two snaps and sent straight to hell -- if you have that trent lott hair thingy goin on.
and ladies don't even think laura bush -- i'd hate to tell you what happens then...

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:47 PM
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22. A supercilious "told-you-so" smile.
Smirk?
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:55 PM
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26. Wouldn't a
GRATEFUL (un)DEAD shirt be appropriate?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:00 PM
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27. Aw, sweetie, -don'tchoo fret none.
I'm pretty sure you're not getting taken up in the Rapture so it's really just a moot point. Or maybe a way to con Mrs. Matcom into buying you a new outfit.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:02 PM
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28. Do you think the leather chaps are too much?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:12 PM
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29. They do offset the
"Satan Rawks!" tattoo nicely. But will likely cause a certain fashion-envy in St. Peter.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:13 PM
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30. I see your point. The whole anti-Christ thing is probably
not going to work when the rapture comes.
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Reciprocity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:18 PM
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31. My "What Would Jesus Do" thong of course.
From Holy gifts for hell bound heathens.

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist
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Ramsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:20 PM
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32. I'm wearing capris!
Just to piss you off! :loveya:
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:23 PM
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34. I am the Anti-Christ
You're not supposed to be wearing anything.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:38 PM
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38. Thong
Of course.

After all, what would Jesus wear?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:39 PM
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40. oh, so like any other work day!
this will be easy
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 07:14 PM
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47. Nope. Just the Thong.
Nothing else.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 07:47 PM
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50. Right
just like any other work day
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:40 PM
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42. Perhaps Matcom, you're posting at the wrong website
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:44 PM
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45. Donna's got it !


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Conan_The_Barbarian Donating Member (404 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:10 PM
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52. This!


I'll show these assholes what fear really is about...
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:30 PM
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53. I think capris are appropriate at the Rapture...
:rofl: :hi:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:35 PM
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54. you hate baby Jesus
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:39 PM
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55. But what if baby Jesus were wearing manpris?
or kidpris? Huh?
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 09:43 PM
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56. Polyester?
A really bad rug (for men)? A WWJD pin with .000000001mm of 14K gold plating?
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Blaze Diem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 09:57 PM
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57. If nothing else, at least a white lacy caplet on your head.
Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 09:58 PM by Blaze Diem
Like the kind I had to wear every Sunday to Catholic Mass.
It started out with a veil covering, then eventually evolved to a simple piece of lace about the size of the top of our heads.
From there it wasn't long before the demure covering became "optional".

Would go nicely with white lace bra and panties however, garters and stockings too, hopefully some fine portly Raptureous minister would take notice and wisk me to the side of the "so very Righteous"...

--Hey, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!! (in the event of such an occasion).
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KT2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-04-06 12:35 AM
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58. Defending your Life
in that movie, Albert Brooks wore a lovely white gown. I think it was a fine Italian wool crepe. No pockets though.
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-04-06 12:36 AM
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59. Bubble Plastic Wrap...duh...
"Zultar!!!!!!!!"........... :)
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-04-06 12:43 AM
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60. One should wear a g-string and cowboy boots....
...also, a cowboy hat is recommended.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-04-06 02:17 AM
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61. For you Matcom:
Slip on a pair of Manpris:



:evilgrin:

:rofl:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-04-06 02:31 AM
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62. I hope I leave this world the same way I came here.
Nekkid and headed (can't say where I'll be headed due to some rules, but I'm sure most who know me know what I like to dive for :evilgrin:)
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-04-06 06:54 AM
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63. My kilt ...
I intend to be footloose and fancy free in the afterlife
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-04-06 06:58 AM
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64. Mrs Matcom wants to be standing next to YOU when you go up!
:rofl:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-04-06 07:13 AM
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65. LOL!!
Take pictures!
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