So, what does one WEAR to a Rapture?

[matcom]

what if it happens AFTER Labor Day? white shoes or no?

what if its hot? are shorts acceptable?

i want to make sure i come face to face with the Anti-Christ looking nice but should I be prepared with comfortable shoes?

PLEASE HELP!!!!!11

[billyskank]

1. Nothing

As I understand it, you go up as butt naked as the day you were born.

[China_cat]

6. Isn't that going to put a twist in the knickers

of the religious sex patrol.

[billyskank]

8. But they're saving themselves for Jesus

[China_cat]

25. Must be it.

After all, he had a naked boy in the garden with him.

[sendero]

33. That's so the left-behind folks..

... can point and laugh

[GOPisEvil]

2. Sorry to say, but...manpris.

[billyskank]

3. ...

[CottonBear]

4. Mnapris with mandals.

[baldguy]

7. But, but ... I look horrible in manpris!

How am I supposed to feel good when I'm greeted by Our Savior?

[matcom]

14. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

15. Looks like you and I will be left behind.

[matcom]

16. oh i already KNOW THAT!

hence the 'comfortable shoes' question in my post. i don't care for heights anyway

[GOPisEvil]

17. That just means more for us down here.

If some is good, more is better.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Well, after I've been raptured, you and GOPisEVIL can have

my house as a vacation home.

The keys to the van are hanging on the pantry door. And the boat.




Oh, and BTW, Little Midlo is getting raptured too, apparently all the children do. Sorry. I know that sort of ruins this for you.

[matcom]

36. not MY little Midlo

we have an agreement. we shall ride into the night on my scooter. but, if the forces are TOO powerful, she has been instructed to wear a short skirt and no panties so I can be left behind a happy man

[Midlodemocrat]

37. Hang on, I want to show her father this post.

Heart patient or not, he is going to kill you.




Plus, ALL children get raptured. Haven't you read the Left Behind Series?

[matcom]

39. tell him to bring.it.on.

i haven't kicked a heart patient's ass in about 6 months!

tell him he needs to fight fair though k?

[Midlodemocrat]

41. Don't worry. He's only bringing the shotgun.

Hopefully, not too big of a mess.

[matcom]

43. bah

a puny shotgun won't stop Matcom: LORD OF HELLFIRE

[Midlodemocrat]

44. You misunderstand. He's going to use it on Remi and the cats.

[matcom]

46. what kind of beer does he like?

if he is gonna do THAT i want to make sure i get him something nice

[Midlodemocrat]

48. He drinks gin. And, he will probably take your scooter also.

[matcom]

49. i always have Bombay

he'll be happy. tell him we can blast some outdoor cats with his shotgun when he gets here

[greatauntoftriplets]

51. .........

[WolverineDG]

5. Not sure

but you'd better keep up on your hair & nail appointments so you look good for Jesus.

dg

[YellowRubberDuckie]

9. The rapture is not going to happen in our life time.

People are so freaky. Good God, is this crap ever going to end? The only difference between this time and how it happened in every other decade is that we now have a freak in the white house who is just itching to push THE button.
But, OK, what if I'm wrong? I'll have to go with GOPisEvil on this one. Manpris is SO the way to go.
Duckie

[RebelOne]

23. I am so disappointed.

I was hoping for it to happen today. I was looking for abandoned cars along the highway as I need a new one.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

35. There was a car accident I passed on my way home...

But I think the girl who was driving the car and the dude in the van were on the side of the road. At least I think...I'm not sure...but then again, I don't think I would want either of those vehicles. Just make sure you are careful. Someone might disappear, have their car on cruise control and crash. You don't really want THAT car. Actually, I doubt. I don't know what your car looks like. Could be an improvement.
Duckie

[ThomCat]

10. I imagine white is always appropriate.

Though they probably issue you a white robe when it happens.

[u4ic]

11. 70's clothing

Jesus was a hippie, wasn't he?

[billyskank]

13. So -

do you mean tye-died T-shirts and sandals, or white suits with huge lapels and platform shoes?

[u4ic]

18. Definitely the tie dyed stuff

Wear the disco duds, if you're hoping to look like a televangelist.

[skygazer]

12. I think something in mauve

And a low heel. The question is whether to wear a hat.

[deucemagnet]

19. I'd imagine the women would avoid skirts...

...lest they give a cheap thrill to us dirty sinners on the ground.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. This is ALL you'll need...

[xchrom]

21. acceptable fabrics: linen, summer weight wool,

polished cotton, silk.

contrary to popular opinion -- appearance is important.
it may not be jesus first time to meet you -- but it's never too late to make a good impression.

men a loafer will be acceptable -- but NO sneeks.

ladies -- at the minimum a low heel -- and rumour has it that there is a definite preference for manolo blahniks and jimmy choos.

further details will be coming out -- please be aware that the gay sub-committee for Flawless Taste in Fashion has worked long and hard with the Lord on appropriate attire for this occasion.

the gay sub-committee for Flawless Taste in Fashion will be watching!

i can tell you now -- you will get two snaps and sent straight to hell -- if you have that trent lott hair thingy goin on.
and ladies don't even think laura bush -- i'd hate to tell you what happens then...

[trof]

22. A supercilious "told-you-so" smile.

Smirk?

[China_cat]

26. Wouldn't a

GRATEFUL (un)DEAD shirt be appropriate?

[SOteric]

27. Aw, sweetie, -don'tchoo fret none.

I'm pretty sure you're not getting taken up in the Rapture so it's really just a moot point. Or maybe a way to con Mrs. Matcom into buying you a new outfit.

[Midlodemocrat]

28. Do you think the leather chaps are too much?

[SOteric]

29. They do offset the

"Satan Rawks!" tattoo nicely. But will likely cause a certain fashion-envy in St. Peter.

[Midlodemocrat]

30. I see your point. The whole anti-Christ thing is probably

not going to work when the rapture comes.

[Reciprocity]

31. My "What Would Jesus Do" thong of course.

From Holy gifts for hell bound heathens.

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist

[Ramsey]

32. I'm wearing capris!

Just to piss you off!

[TrogL]

34. I am the Anti-Christ

You're not supposed to be wearing anything.

[Tyler Durden]

38. Thong

Of course.

After all, what would Jesus wear?

[matcom]

40. oh, so like any other work day!

this will be easy

[Tyler Durden]

47. Nope. Just the Thong.

Nothing else.

[matcom]

50. Right

just like any other work day

[LynneSin]

42. Perhaps Matcom, you're posting at the wrong website

http://www.rr-bb.com /

[GalleryGod]

45. Donna's got it !

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

52. This!

I'll show these assholes what fear really is about...

[NewWaveChick1981]

53. I think capris are appropriate at the Rapture...

[matcom]

54. you hate baby Jesus

[NewWaveChick1981]

55. But what if baby Jesus were wearing manpris?

or kidpris? Huh?

[KamaAina]

56. Polyester?

A really bad rug (for men)? A WWJD pin with .000000001mm of 14K gold plating?

[Blaze Diem]

57. If nothing else, at least a white lacy caplet on your head.

Like the kind I had to wear every Sunday to Catholic Mass.
It started out with a veil covering, then eventually evolved to a simple piece of lace about the size of the top of our heads.
From there it wasn't long before the demure covering became "optional".

Would go nicely with white lace bra and panties however, garters and stockings too, hopefully some fine portly Raptureous minister would take notice and wisk me to the side of the "so very Righteous"...

--Hey, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!! (in the event of such an occasion).

[KT2000]

58. Defending your Life

in that movie, Albert Brooks wore a lovely white gown. I think it was a fine Italian wool crepe. No pockets though.

[Broken_Hero]

59. Bubble Plastic Wrap...duh...

"Zultar!!!!!!!!"...........

[Robeson]

60. One should wear a g-string and cowboy boots....

...also, a cowboy hat is recommended.

[Fleshdancer]

61. For you Matcom:

Slip on a pair of Manpris:

[Jamastiene]

62. I hope I leave this world the same way I came here.

Nekkid and headed (can't say where I'll be headed due to some rules, but I'm sure most who know me know what I like to dive for )

[meegbear]

63. My kilt ...

I intend to be footloose and fancy free in the afterlife

[matcom]

64. Mrs Matcom wants to be standing next to YOU when you go up!

[meegbear]

65. LOL!!

Take pictures!