Seriously, won't we look like a bunch of dumbasses when the Rapture comes

[LynneSin]

[Arugula Latte]

1. The fundies will be a bunch of bareasses --

doesn't Jeebus's FundyVac suck the clothes off them so they can go up to Heaven all nekkid?

[texas1928]

13. I hope I am near a sexy women's convention when it happens.

MAN WHAT A SIGHT!!!!!!!!

[billyskank]

2. That would indeed be most embarrassing

[ohiosmith]

3. Yea, but who's going to say anything?

[cracksquirrel]

4. Think on the bright side:

We'll finally take back all three branches of government!

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. I keep thinkin'

"What am I gonna do with all those cars?"

[LynneSin]

6. Yes but you'll have to clean off all the Yellow Magnets and Fish Symbols

[KamaAina]

7. And change all the radio presets from Christian Rock

Rememeber when Elaine was dating that fundy doofus and changed all the presets just to find out if he really listened to that dreck?

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. No prob

[baldguy]

9. What if The Rapture comes

And the fundie nut-cases are the ones "left behind"?

[billyskank]

10. Then it's their problem, obviously

[skygazer]

11. I still think they'll look like the dumbasses

Even if they are right.

[RebelOne]

12. We will be able to reap the rewards of all the property

of all those who were raptured. I am looking for a new car. Could use a new house, also.

[NNadir]

14. Well, I sort of pay attention to the end of the world.

It doesn't involve Jesus necessarily, but, well, just saying...

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

15. Ever day dream that you're the last person on earth?

Sort of like that Twilight Episode only without the irony?

What do you imagine yourself doing with your time?

[Broken_Hero]

16. yeah, but dissenting on that issue, is so much fun!...:) nt

[Tyler Durden]

17. If all of the assholes I've met who believe in it are going....

...I'd rather stay here then, thank you.

[Tyler Durden]

18. "My Fundie Neighbors went to 'THE RAPTURE,'...

"...and all I got was this stupid T-shirt."

I couldn't resist.