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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:05 PM
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Seriously, won't we look like a bunch of dumbasses when the Rapture comes
Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 04:05 PM by LynneSin
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:20 PM
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1. The fundies will be a bunch of bareasses --
doesn't Jeebus's FundyVac suck the clothes off them so they can go up to Heaven all nekkid?
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:13 PM
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13. I hope I am near a sexy women's convention when it happens.
MAN WHAT A SIGHT!!!!!!!!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:22 PM
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2. That would indeed be most embarrassing
:D
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:29 PM
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3. Yea, but who's going to say anything?
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cracksquirrel Donating Member (251 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:34 PM
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4. Think on the bright side:
We'll finally take back all three branches of government!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:37 PM
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5. I keep thinkin'
"What am I gonna do with all those cars?" :shrug:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:39 PM
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6. Yes but you'll have to clean off all the Yellow Magnets and Fish Symbols
:shrug:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:54 PM
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7. And change all the radio presets from Christian Rock
Rememeber when Elaine was dating that fundy doofus and changed all the presets just to find out if he really listened to that dreck?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:10 PM
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8. No prob
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:15 PM
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9. What if The Rapture comes
And the fundie nut-cases are the ones "left behind"?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:16 PM
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10. Then it's their problem, obviously
:P
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:17 PM
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11. I still think they'll look like the dumbasses
Even if they are right.
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:11 PM
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12. We will be able to reap the rewards of all the property
of all those who were raptured. I am looking for a new car. Could use a new house, also.
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:55 PM
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14. Well, I sort of pay attention to the end of the world.
It doesn't involve Jesus necessarily, but, well, just saying...
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:57 PM
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15. Ever day dream that you're the last person on earth?
Sort of like that Twilight Episode only without the irony?

What do you imagine yourself doing with your time?
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:57 PM
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16. yeah, but dissenting on that issue, is so much fun!...:) nt
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:59 PM
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17. If all of the assholes I've met who believe in it are going....
...I'd rather stay here then, thank you.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 07:01 PM
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18. "My Fundie Neighbors went to 'THE RAPTURE,'...
"...and all I got was this stupid T-shirt."

I couldn't resist.
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