talk like Donald Rumsfeld

[LSK]

Well I ask myself, should I make a post in the lounge? But when you run the metrics of the situation you have to ask is this the right thing to do? Well if history serves, it will show to be the correct decision. Clearly.

[underpants]

1. If you mean is it possible that I might have made a mistake ?

You have to consider that I could not be.

[tinfoil tiaras]

2. Am I leaving for Athens, GA today?

You ask me. Will it serve America better? History will be the judge of that. What does history have to do with any of this? I don't know, you tell me.

This is fun... =]

[mikeytherat]

3. Just imitate C3P0 when he is particularly annoyed with R2-D2

Something along the lines of:

"Goodness gracious me, I certainly do not recall saying anything like that."

mikey_the_rat

[JackBeck]

4. Golly willikers. Should I have a cup of coffee?

That's a question that doesn't have a right or wrong answer. I need to consider if, by henney penney, I need that cup of coffee for the right or wrong reasons. And where do I find milk if I should choose to have this caffeinated sipping beverage? Could it be in the icebox, or could the milk be at the store? Who knows?

[LSK]

5. am I replying to my own post??? perhaps

But there are known knowns and there are known unknowns, but are they east, west, south or north of the city?? Only history will tell.

[cracksquirrel]

6. I'll try...

Oh my... well, I don't know where you heard these assertions that I am a few sandwiches short of a belfry, but they are way off base. Am I at work right now? You bet. Do I wish I was skydiving right now? Possibly. Am I wearing pants? That I can't answer. Did I just eat some very tasty vietnamese food? All evidence appears to say yes. Look, I know certain committee members here have asserted that maybe I should get out and meet more women; and progress is being made. Can I give you all the little-biddy details yet? No. Are the details even available yet? Not really. Am I just crying myself to sleep every night in the foetal position? Who knows. But back to the question of me wearing pants...

[Blue_In_AK]

7. Do I have to?

I think not.

[BigMama50]

8. um....er....uh mmmm. ...well....