Anybody know what time zone God is in?

[LeftyMom]

I'm still waiting on this rapture deal and I need to know if I can sneak lunch and a trip to Target in before I go swipe that Highlander hybrid around the corner when it's people float away. Also, what do you think the best strategy would be for quickly locating thier keys?

[LynneSin]

1. I keep thinking it's Eastern Standard Time

Since I mean, we have Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson in our time zone

[LeftyMom]

2. Okay that'll work

Assuming God quits at 5 I only have to wait a few more hours.

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. Keys? Who needs keys?

At least at first. Start reading up on and practicing how to hot wire a vehicle. And if it's locked, just break a window. Am sure there will be key grinding machines available at all the "Christian-Faith & Values" Wal-Marts you can use. And, there'll probably be plenty of car repair people left behind, too

[LeftyMom]

6. I assume the keys will be in thier house someplace

I could use a house of my own.

[flvegan]

4. What if the rapture already happened?

Hear me out...

The sinners weren't saved, so they didn't go. The saved didn't go so that they would be the punishment for the sinners.

That, or God didn't take as many as everyone thought. I mean, c'mon...many of the least likely to be raptured are those looking forward too it. The only nuts God wants in Heaven are the kind you can eat.

[LeftyMom]

5. That makes my brain hurt

God has decent taste though. If I was omni present I'd definitely swipe people's cashews and pistachios when they weren't looking.