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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:27 AM
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Guess the Exact Date & Time of the Rapture & WIN COOL PRIZES!
Serious predictions only.

FIRST PRIZE: Free tickets for the whole family to visit The Almighty!

SECOND PRIZE: Heavenly Telescope! Allows you to view the sufferings of those
Left behind, powerful enough to gaze directly into hell to catch
all the eternal damnations in sharp detail!

THIRD PRIZE: Free Gideon's Official Hotel Bible! (unabridged)

HUNDREDS OF CONSOLATION PRIZES! Free Miracle Spring Water from Brother
Peter Popoff!

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You must be pious to enter, and be of sound mind. Only residents of Earth may apply.
All guesses must be submitted by midnite tonight, barring the end of the world.

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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:30 AM
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1. December 24th, 2013.
That's because I was told this would be the date. That's when President Bush will launch the nuclear meltdown.

Mark.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:32 AM
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3. Wow, that's actually pretty close to the actual date.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:30 AM
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2. July 1st, 5,000,000,134 AD 7:23PM
I think it was "Cosmos" where Carl Sagan said that the sun will go nova in about 5 billion years.

I hate to disappoint Tim LaHaye and that motley group of weirdos, but the Earth will be around for billions of years. And humanity will, in one form or another.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:32 AM
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4. You Missed By THAT Much!
The correct answer would be 7:26 PM, not 7:23. Oh, so close! And yet, no prizes.
The Professor
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:33 AM
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5. Damn!
Just minutes apart! :grr:
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:35 AM
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7. Your Miracle Spring Water Consolation Prize is on it's way!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:37 AM
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8. Well, thank you.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:33 AM
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6. So how would a person collect his prize?
And would a person want to wait that long?
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:38 AM
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9. That would be the frustrating aspect of being correct.
There won't be any ancestors of terrya around by then, that's for sure.
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:39 AM
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10. Well the cheque is in the mail.
You just got to trust the Post Office to deliver it!

Mark.
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