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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:02 AM
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Olive Garden and Cracker Barrel together add up to less than DICK.
This is a CHALLENGE thread, but not MUCH of one.
I am only "challenging" 2 half-assed restaraunt chains.

And, as far as "challenges" go, I have NO problem whatsoever
with beating the crap out of some asshole in a wheelchair
after he has spent a million dollars claiming that he is a better CHEF than I.

You name a dish you have had at either chain, ANY dish...
and I will tell you how to make it BETTER at home, for half the price.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:10 AM
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1. EDIT: I'll tell ya tomorrow, cuz Dick needs his nappy after 3am...
Goodnight DU!


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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:12 AM
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2. How do I make unlimited salad and breadsticks for half the price?
Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 02:13 AM by JVS
It could theoretically cost a fortune! And take soooo much time!
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:21 AM
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3. the salad part is pretty easy
lots of gardeners will give away free cukes. It's tougher finding tomatoes for free, but not impossible. You could also grow your own. Buy a head of lettuce and your dressing of choice and you are all set.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:22 AM
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4. growing takes time, I want immediate salad and breadstick gorging!
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 10:27 PM
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6. immediate salad and breadstick gorging!!!
I believe that is the first time I have ever read that phrase. Hilarious!
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 10:22 PM
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5. Clearly, I did not think this through very well!
You got me. Where's the "ignominious defeat" smiley? :(



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