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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:58 AM
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Men always tell the truth
that they don't is a myth that needs to be "snoped".

Anyone who believes that men don't tell the truth has never known a real man.

Men do not know how to lie.

Their body parts would get in the way, and men are much too smart to think they could get away with lying.

And yes, I'm talking about eyes.

Please, think about it. I really don't want to argue.

Men just do not lie. Ever.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:00 AM
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1. ...
:popcorn:
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pitohui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:00 AM
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2. what men are these?
men who are not going to win the world series of poker that's for damn sure
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:02 AM
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3. And, while we're at it,
I've got a lovely piece of beachfront property at the top of Pikes Peak that I'll sell you for cheap.

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:04 AM
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4. Pssst...dudes
Don't believe her.

She's not a man...she can't be trusted to tell the truth...







:hide:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:17 AM
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19. The truth? You want the Truth?
You can't HANDLE the truth...

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:28 AM
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27. Ha! I eat my breakfast every day in front of a thousand women who
covet my Y-chromosome! I'm not afraid of youuuuuu...
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:24 AM
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32. how much
?..i am that sucker PT.Barnum was talking about
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:05 AM
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5. Bwahahaha....
:rofl: this must be a joke, right? :rofl:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:06 AM
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6. That's not true
Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 02:07 AM by ForrestGump
Oops...one of us is wrong. One of us is not telling the truth.

Therefore...I win. :D


EDIT: missed a word.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:07 AM
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7. I knew I could count on you.
:popcorn:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:10 AM
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10. On me, you can count
to as much as 20, before you run out of fingers and toes. After that, it gets X-rated... :D
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:31 AM
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23. Yeah, I could count 5 more things.
You'll never guess how I could find those 5 things or what they even are. Or can you? :evilgrin:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:30 AM
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28. Just made a mental tally
I can think of six. :D

Eight, if you count my ears...
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:43 AM
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29. Well, if you are counting there too
I'd say it'll be more like 11 things then. The six upper parts you mention and, well, I'm maybe counting one part as two, should I? I mean they are plural when anyone talks about them, right? :evilgrin:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:50 AM
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30. Yes, they count as two
Two nostrils... :P
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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:13 AM
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13. what ever happened to truth
justice and the american way?

I, for one, miss it tremendously, once in a while. Every now and then.

There is no right or wrong. There are only men who tell the truth, and others, also known as homo sapiens, who may not.

That's the way it is.

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:16 AM
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18. Truth got beaten up by Justice and the American Way
:-(
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:08 AM
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8. Speaking as a estrogen deficient person(aka male)
:rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:09 AM
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9. After you're done drinking and polishing yourself with baby oil in the...
mirror. Give me a PM, okay? ;) ;) ;)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:13 AM
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12. Yeah, I care about you, baby
Your mind and my mind -- we connect, ya know?



Sorry. Just trying it out. :-)






Did it work?
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:18 AM
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20. Uhhh...
Thelma and Louise are in guns and ammo mode. You better GET LOST LOL.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:10 AM
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36. Why am I suudenly reminded of that song,
"Double Shot of My Baby's Love"?

Nice magazines!






Don't worry...I'm lost now...

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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:16 AM
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17. Give me a week or two
at least!

:hi:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:23 AM
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21. Okee.
That will give me time to run away. Run far away.
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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:30 AM
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22. okee dokee
:rofl:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:12 AM
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11. Speakink as a "Real Man", I call 'BULLSHIT' on your premise.
And that's all I have to say about THAT.



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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:15 AM
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15. Be careful. Watch him. I think he's lying.
Because he's a man, and his lips are moving... :P
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:41 AM
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25. If you knew the FIRST thing about 'MEN', you would IGNORE my lips....
...and pay closer attention to my HANDS.

Good Lord, you actually think you are offering ADVICE here?

Watch what we SAY? BWAHaHaHaHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Ladies, take it from me: if you regard your interactions with 'MEN'
as an Adversarial relationship, then you have already LOST the battle.

If you are close enough to actually HEAR the nonsense that comes out
of our mouths, you've already LOST.
And it's just a matter of time until one of us wears you down,
and takes your hand in Marriage.

You FOOLS!!!! You foolish FOOLS!


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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:15 AM
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16. Thanks!
:thumbsup:
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:14 AM
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14. What's that burning smell?
Pants on fire!!!!!!! :rofl:
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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:34 AM
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24. I know that Nicole can be considered to be
either a female, or emasculated male name, so am unsure how to respond.

I'm so confused.

Not edited yet to add:

Damn. I'm Dumb.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:49 AM
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26. According to the geek in the TV show Riptide
"Geeks always tell the truth. That's part of what makes them geeky."

That was kind of a funny episode too. The guy was trying to convince this cop of some plot that they discovered and how his two studly partners were in trouble, but the cop wasn't buying it. After five minutes of arguing he punches the cop and runs away. Then the cop chases him to where the criminals are and makes the arrest.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:21 AM
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31. I'm lying right now
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:32 AM
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33. right

and I don't enjoy spending money on new things















BTW ~ Do you wanna buy a bridge?
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:50 AM
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34. you know how to tell when a man is lying?
His lips are moving :evilgrin:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:07 AM
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35. And when he's laying,
his hips are moving...

*rimshot*









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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:37 AM
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37. and that's the truth....
Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 08:38 AM by wildhorses
:P
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 08:59 AM
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38. Are you saying GWB has never lied?
:shrug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:34 PM
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39. Who said he was
a man? :P
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