I can't find my pants

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

A few months ago, I bought a pair of pants, even though I only wanted chaps. They sat around my computer for a long time. Now, I need to wear pants.

I just spent 20 mins looking. My pants have vanished into thin air.

On the other hand, I did find:
Medical Marijuana Barbie Coloring Book
Prism glasses for my HeadCandy video
A Virgin Mary Nightlight
A wuzzles thermos filled with dried San Pedro
Lighter Fluid
Sex Toy Cleaner
Letter from the IRS saying I owed $0.53
A bunch of coupons for $1 off a pack of Marlboros

So I guess my search wasn't entirely wasteful.

Ever find anything interesting and totally unrelated while franticly searching for some seemingly necessary or important item?

[Floogeldy]

1. I'll give you $0.50 apiece for the coupons for $1 off a pack of Marlboros.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Nope. They'll be put to good use at their full value.

[JVS]

13. Hey Floogeldy, that's a rea 'cool' sig pic!

[MoseyWalker]

2. So. Who the hell needs pants? n/t

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Totally overrated.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Surely you can take all that stuff

and make it into a pair o' pants.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Or take the San Pedro and just think I can make all that into a pair of

pants.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. I like the way you think

[xchrom]

8. i have them.

[MoseyWalker]

9. I'll give you a quarter

let's start the bidding war!

Who wants those pants!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. All of my pants are at least $40-50 new, so keep that in consideration.

[MoseyWalker]

12. Hey!

these could be my pants, so stop the progaganda!

ok.

30 cents.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Figures.

I heard you were some sort of weird pervert sodomite who went around collecting other people's pants for your twisted lifestyle.

[xchrom]

14. ...

[NewJeffCT]

15. They're on the floor next to my bed

next time, don't forget to bring them home - I don't like messy chicks!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. It must have sucked getting kicked out of your own bedroom.

[In_The_Wind]

16. I lose my clothes all of the time! Want me to help you look for them?

I didn't even know they even made sex toy cleaners. Thanks

[TrogL]

19. You need to clean them after every use

Especially vaginal use toys temporarily used for anal.

The soap can't be too harsh or it doesn't wash off properly and stings the next time you use it.

Owee oweee oweeeee!

[ThomCat]

17. I loose pants all the time. It's either

a. The cats dragged them somewhere to nest in.
b. Someone was getting dressed and decided to borrow them.

either way, they turn up eventually.

[bridgit]

18. that blows, um, well...

you know what i mean, it just-plain-blows

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

21. Pants are for rich people.

Also, what's with finding sex toy cleaner and no sex toy?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. There would be no pants where those are kept.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

23. Makes sense. . . .

[pdx_prog]

24. What size are you pants?

Do you think I could get into them?....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. Size 2 and they have a "no boys allowed" policy.

[pdx_prog]

26. Perhaps

you left them in the freezer when you were getting ice cream?

[ThomCat]

32. LOL!

That is awesome!

[Guava Jelly]

27. are these them?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Nah, this is what they look like.

[Guava Jelly]

30. Maybe you left them at ninja training camp

[Fleshdancer]

29. check your legs

that's usually where my pants end up.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. Nah, I'm wearing Cargo shorts.