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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:56 AM
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I can't find my pants
A few months ago, I bought a pair of pants, even though I only wanted chaps. They sat around my computer for a long time. Now, I need to wear pants.

I just spent 20 mins looking. My pants have vanished into thin air.

On the other hand, I did find:
Medical Marijuana Barbie Coloring Book
Prism glasses for my HeadCandy video
A Virgin Mary Nightlight
A wuzzles thermos filled with dried San Pedro
Lighter Fluid
Sex Toy Cleaner
Letter from the IRS saying I owed $0.53
A bunch of coupons for $1 off a pack of Marlboros

So I guess my search wasn't entirely wasteful.

Ever find anything interesting and totally unrelated while franticly searching for some seemingly necessary or important item?
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:59 AM
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1. I'll give you $0.50 apiece for the coupons for $1 off a pack of Marlboros.
:smoke:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:01 AM
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3. Nope. They'll be put to good use at their full value.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:44 AM
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13. Hey Floogeldy, that's a rea 'cool' sig pic!
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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:59 AM
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2. So. Who the hell needs pants? n/t
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:02 AM
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4. Totally overrated.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:03 AM
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5. Surely you can take all that stuff
and make it into a pair o' pants.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:04 AM
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6. Or take the San Pedro and just think I can make all that into a pair of
pants.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:06 AM
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7. I like the way you think
:evilgrin:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:36 AM
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8. i have them.
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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:39 AM
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9. I'll give you a quarter
let's start the bidding war!

Who wants those pants!

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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:40 AM
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11. All of my pants are at least $40-50 new, so keep that in consideration.
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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:42 AM
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12. Hey!
these could be my pants, so stop the progaganda!

ok.

30 cents.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:39 AM
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10. Figures.
I heard you were some sort of weird pervert sodomite who went around collecting other people's pants for your twisted lifestyle.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:40 AM
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14. ...
:spray:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:20 AM
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15. They're on the floor next to my bed
next time, don't forget to bring them home - I don't like messy chicks! :evilgrin:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:11 PM
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20. It must have sucked getting kicked out of your own bedroom.
:evilgrin:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:39 AM
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16. I lose my clothes all of the time! Want me to help you look for them?
Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 05:47 AM by Joan_Alpern

I didn't even know they even made sex toy cleaners. Thanks
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 11:09 AM
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19. You need to clean them after every use
Especially vaginal use toys temporarily used for anal.

The soap can't be too harsh or it doesn't wash off properly and stings the next time you use it.

Owee oweee oweeeee!
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 10:24 AM
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17. I loose pants all the time. It's either
a. The cats dragged them somewhere to nest in.
b. Someone was getting dressed and decided to borrow them.

either way, they turn up eventually. :)
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 10:54 AM
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18. that blows, um, well...
you know what i mean, it just-plain-blows x(
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TheFriendlyAnarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:13 PM
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21. Pants are for rich people.
Also, what's with finding sex toy cleaner and no sex toy?
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:15 PM
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22. There would be no pants where those are kept.
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TheFriendlyAnarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:18 PM
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23. Makes sense. . . .
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:53 PM
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24. What size are you pants?
Do you think I could get into them?....

:evilgrin:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 04:55 PM
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25. Size 2 and they have a "no boys allowed" policy.
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:06 PM
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26. Perhaps
you left them in the freezer when you were getting ice cream?
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:42 PM
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32. LOL!
That is awesome! :P

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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:08 PM
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27. are these them?
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:16 PM
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28. Nah, this is what they look like.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:18 PM
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30. Maybe you left them at ninja training camp
:)
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:18 PM
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29. check your legs
that's usually where my pants end up. :rofl:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 05:19 PM
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31. Nah, I'm wearing Cargo shorts.
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