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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:43 AM
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I like it when older men lie to me, thinking that I'm naive...
What - do they think a 45 year-old man was born yesterday? Do they think I've never experienced difficulty with their crew of baggage-addled older man-types before? I have to deal with their condescending, arrogant, pseudo-introspective bullshit as they try to "educate" the (in their perspective) little middle-aged man who "needs to be explained things." Screw that. Yes, I'm keen enough to know how the world works more than the average 20 year-old, and I possess enough imagination within me in order to adequately guess on what I haven't yet experienced. And I suppose, when they feed me a lie or two, that I can't quickly put together that they are lying? Hello??? Do you think me as being THAT diminuitive? Gullible?

If I need to be "educated" about life, I'll call my dad on the phone. He's one older man who knows how to issue me CASH. Otherwise, if you are angling for a younger man, and intend to lie to that younger man, go fishing for one of the 20 year-olds. I think it'll be a bit easier for you.

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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:46 AM
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1. Slightly less than creepy
Slightly more than loveable.


Yep. That's swag.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:51 AM
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2. Just talkin' 'bout Shaft.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:58 AM
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7. Like a theif in the night
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:14 AM
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15. We must REPEAT! nm
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:53 AM
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3. DAMN!!!!!
You're a GUY!!!

I knew that....nothing to see here......

:rofl:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:56 AM
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4. Thank you for fucking off.
You are the last of the true gentlemen.
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:59 AM
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8. .....
:toast:
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:58 AM
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5. Just keep on aging non-creepily
or you'll become one of these lying sacks-of-shit. :D
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:11 AM
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11. Like everyone, I am a bag of worms.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:58 AM
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6. Wow, swag. You're a terrific writer.
I especially like your proper use of punctuation and the word "angling..." which rhymes so well with "dangling."
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:10 AM
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10. You're too kind.
I do apologize for the unnecessary prepositions, the redundant question marks, the superfluous quotation marks, the unclear antecedents, etc., but I am a passionate man and a passionate author.

My love is for you, the reader, not for my editor.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:12 AM
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13. Oh I love how you remark on the flattered selves of your readers!
It IS, of course, all about US, after all!
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:15 AM
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16. US!
I like the U-nited States of America!
I like the way we all live without fear
I like to vote for my choice
speak my mind
raise my voice, yes
I like it here

I am so lu-cky to live in America!
And I am grateful each day of the year
Yes, I like it
I like it
I like it here!
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:17 AM
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18. Wow, you sure are a perky little patriot for being a creepy old guy.
God bless the US-A.

:patriot:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:23 AM
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20. I took my multi-vitamin today.
I know it's sick and wrong.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:25 AM
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21. Ah... multi-vitamins.
Centrum Silver, Extra Creepy? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:27 AM
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23. Thanks for the rec.
Will look into.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:02 AM
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9. You're not 45!
. . . Are you? :hi:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:12 AM
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12. Hi, Heidi.
I am 45.

I am Damo Suzuki.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:16 AM
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17. Well, dang. You're
old. You're Methuselah. :evilgrin:

Respectfully submitted,

Heidi (43)
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:32 AM
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24. Ha ha.
I'll get there first!

I'll beat you to the finish!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:40 AM
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25. Don't be so sure.
My walker has wheels. :P

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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:53 AM
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26. This is my dream hog
Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 02:01 AM by enigmatic


I want one of these bad boys; we live down the street from a retirement facility and I see these guys tooling down the sidewalk w/ these things and I'm thinking to myself, "I want one of those..." :)

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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:56 AM
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27. Get your motor runnin', head out on the highway.
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eVLVrNVXfA&search=%22Bo...
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:14 AM
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14. I know somebody who wants to whisper sweet lies in your ear...
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:17 AM
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19. "Can you shee the beasht?
Do you have it in your shights?"
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 01:25 AM
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22. I'll take "S"Words for $500, Alex...
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