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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:13 AM
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Some of God's preachers I wish he'd skipped.





Or she.
















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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:15 AM
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1. *whew*
I'm glad to see I'm not on there! :hi:
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:19 AM
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2. You definitely don't belong in that company. No respectable person
does.




I had a hunch I'd find you in here.
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:22 AM
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3. It's the paranoia.
After a pastor-parish meeting yesterday, I keep looking over my shoulder. You'd be surprised at just how ugly some people can be about their pastors. Well, maybe not.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:37 AM
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5. My best friend since grade school




...is a liberal, pro-choice, gay rights supporting Baptist minister, working hard to do God's work in a red red red state. He has some stories from the road too, and it sure ain't the life of Riley. I have nothing but the most profound respect and admiration for the both of you.


:hug:



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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:48 AM
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6. You are way too sweet.
But I appreciate it, nonetheless. :hug:
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:49 AM
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9. My own criticism of the clergy is blistering
For the same reasons that caused me to leave the church.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:26 AM
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4. Oh gracious, sweetie! Heavens no!!




No, we need lots MORE of YOU, and lots LESS of THEM!


:hug:



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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 12:51 AM
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7. Good grief!
Could ol' Jim even recognize his wife without makeup?

Or did he think he was with 'the other woman' every night? :rofl:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:28 PM
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13. I remember reading, back in the Jim and Tammy Faye heyday,



...that Tammy Faye always wore her makeup to bed; that she had a severe phobia about anyone ever seeing her without her makeup on, even her husband in the middle of the night.


:scared:


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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:26 PM
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18. I don't want to even imagine
the state of her skin...or perhaps she just got a latex graft instead... :scared:

I heard that about Liz Taylor, too. Wouldn't let anyone, even her own mother, see her without makeup. Sad, isn't it? :hi:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 03:36 PM
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19. Yes, quite pathetic. If not neurotic.



Having just posted a photo of myself with no makeup and hat head, sound asleep with my face smooshed up against an airline seat. Now THAT'S gonna make all the DU men come running!


:rofl:



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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:30 PM
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20. Are you kidding, woman?
They're all following you around like puppydogs! You think one little pic is going to make them forego a saucepot like you? ;-)

(I'm curious about that pic, I didn't see it...)
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 07:13 PM
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21. Saucepot. I like it! :D




I don't know, if I was a guy and saw that pic I'd be all, so THAT's what she really looks like. Eeewwwww!


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...



Saucepot! I'm a saucepot! The pretty girl called ME a saucepot! Heeeeee! :7


:bounce:



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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-04-06 10:01 PM
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23. I couldn't see the pic!
:-(

Nah, the guys would just say "so that's what she'll look like in the morning". :loveya:
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:15 AM
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8. A *woman* would not have been so inane.
Or boring.
Heehee.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:54 AM
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10. Oh come on, how can you dislike Jim and Tammy Fae?
They're so tacky that it's cute!
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:25 PM
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11. Good point.



They were an awful lot of fun to ridicule...


:7



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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:27 PM
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12. And she was so funny on Surreal Life a few seasons ago.
It's not a show I'd normally watch but I watched her season. Overall, she seems like a sweet and confused person who really did try to find something good in everyone.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:30 PM
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14. Oh man, I am sorry I missed that!



Seriously. I hardly ever watch tv, but I definitely would have watched that.


:hi:



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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:36 PM
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15. Especially since one of her roommates was Ron Jeremy!
That's why I watched it in the first place. I wanted to see how the two of them were together.

Turns out they were quite respectful of each other and were able to discuss a number of serious topics in a civil manner. She said that she liked him.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:37 PM
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16. Don't forget this classic
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 02:42 PM
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17. Ah, the stuff of nightmares, DA!
Though I confess, I used to turn on the "God Channel" just to have a laugh or two.
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Ariana Celeste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 07:26 PM
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