10. Lotsa flatulence and breath that will kill an ox, caused by copious
amounts of garlic eating, beer swilling, and general alcohol abuse. ANd I'll probably show up at the wedding wearing a ripped wife-beater and no pants, because I'll have forgotten where I left them.
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