good lord, I take some time off of DU and

[Wetzelbill]

a war in the Middle East starts, Mel Gibson has gone even crazier, Fidel Castro has given up power to his brother,our fearless leader embarassed the country at a summit cursing, chewing his cud, and groping a female world leader and John Stossel has released an aptly named book called "Myths, Lies, and Downright Stupidity." (must be his autobiography)

I am afraid to leave here ever again.

I must be absolute bad luck or something.

[matcom]

1. did you hear I have discovered exotic sea salts for my cooking?

i don't know about the other things you speak of sorry

[LSK]

5. you cook?

:scared:

[Vidar]

2. So it's your fault

[Fox Mulder]

3. So what else is new?

Welcome back, btw. :)

[auntAgonist]

4. welcome back Wetzelbill

Don't go again, things might get worse :)


:hi:
aA

[underpants]

6. It's all your fault

just kidding of course :hi:

Hell I just took a 3 day break and I see the major news organizations repeatedly showing a videotape that direct contradicts the story they are reading.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=1787979&mesg_id=1787979

Amazing

[miss_american_pie]

7. Hello

:hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

8. Hey Wetzelbill

I was wondering where you were. Good to see you are back

:hug:

[madinmaryland]

9. Not all is bad. Abe Vigoda is STILL ALIVE!!!!!

http://www.abevigoda.com/

[billyskank]

10. Hi bill!

Maybe I should say, thank god you're back!!! :rofl:

:hi:

[Hissyspit]

11. Hey, Wetzellbill, welcome back!

By the way, Ava is gone, she said she needed to take time off; Crazy Guggenheim and Beware the Beast Man are gone, too.

[Dangerously Amused]

13. Missed you, boy!

And worse, much worse than all those world events... while you were gone I had no one with whom to Jello wrestle.


:cry:




BTW, so is benburch.

[Hissyspit]

15. Oh, good grief...

Did he post a goodbye post?

[Dangerously Amused]

21. Who?

benburch?



Um... no.



:yoiks:

[knowbody0]

12. welcome home comrade

[Broken_Hero]

14. :) WB Wetzel ...:) nt

[Major Hogwash]

16. It's not your fault.

It just looks that way!

LoL

[SeattleGirl]

17. Guess you'd better not ever leave again!

I wondered what the heck has been going on to cause all this stuff, and lo and behold, it's you!

Just kidding, you know. Nice to see you again. :hi:

[jobycom]

18. Glad to see you back! Maybe you can stop the insanity!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. That's why you can never leave us again.

Plus you're fun to have around.

[Heidi]

20. .

:hug:

[Random_Australian]

22. Hello there Bill!

Nice to have you back.