Oh good, the temp went another degree to 103. Thank God!

[Rabrrrrrr]

The steel on my car was barely softened; now I should be able to work with it.

Cripes.

How many more degrees before I get to watch the grasshopes spontaneously explode into mini-fireballs?

[matcom]

1. mold it into a big phallic symbol

and put it in your front yard

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. I'll put it in your front yard, and then you can salt it.

And hell, you can cook it on your grill, and then instead of spending all that time and money turning ribs into sheets of carbon like your normally do, you can honestly say "Yep!" to your guests when they ask you, "Jesus Christ - what did you do? Just carve up some iron and put it on the grill?"

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[matcom]

3. should I use the Himalayan Pink Salt

or would the Hawaiian Red be better suited to flavor your Yugo?

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. maybe you should try some of the "Boston Jackoff White" salt.

:eyes:

[SOteric]

4. Obviously you don't understand.

You've been very, very bad, and this is Hell.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. That explains why people are so frustrating, then!

I've been in hell this whole time!

[SOteric]

7. Suddenly the Bush presidency makes sense!

[redqueen]

6. that reminds me of my sister in law

when my husband was telling her about global warming and trying to get her to quit voting for the party that refuses to deal with it, she says "oh well, i know i'll be going someplace better!"

:wtf:

how do you reason with someone like that? he gets into fights with her over it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Religious fucknuts

I know people, too, who don't worry about the fossil fuels soon running out because either "God will make more, because it's our right as Americans" or, more commonly, "The world won't last that long because Jesus is coming, so it doesn't matter".

Fucking unbelievable.

[redqueen]

12. it truly is...

and these people aren't even that religious... no churchgoing... no observation about how bush is screwing the poor... and when you bring THAT up, they get all pissed off and start cussing you out... so :wtf:

[Reverend_Smitty]

10. it's 6 PM here and the feels like temp is still at 98!

I haven't left the house all day except to get the mail and in that short walk I was getting all sweaty. Make the heat stop!!!

[gizmo1979]

11. heat index was 113

at work today,outdoor temp was 102.I almost melted.