Ken Lay's Corpse Sentenced To Prison

[Jara sang]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51105

HOUSTON—A U.S. district court judge handed down the maximum sentence Tuesday to the body of former Enron CEO Kenneth L. Lay, who was convicted on multiple counts of securities and wire fraud when alive last May. "Mr. Lay, given the severity and scope of your blatant disregard for the laws and ethics of business, this court has no hesitation in posthumously sentencing you to rot in a maximum-security correctional facility," Judge Sim Lake said while addressing Lay's decomposing corpse Tuesday. "May God have already had mercy on your soul." Lay's remains will immediately begin serving a 45-year sentence, but could be eligible for parole as early as 2026 if they exhibit good behavior.

[Beelzebud]

1. I wonder if the over-sensitive people have declared it ok to make jokes

now.

[Jara sang]

2. Was wondering about that.

[Maraya1969]

4. I think it is funny. I didn't like the photo though.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. I hope they don't dust and vacuum his cell

or Ken will really disappear.

[Maraya1969]

7. GOOD ONE!

[Ezlivin]

5. Dead man walking

I'm sure he'll still get letters from lonely hearts.

[DUgosh]

6. I thought

he was creamated and scattered under the aspens at "the summer place by the lake"

[Jara sang]

8. Maybe they took the ashes and reconstituted them.

Key Lay's cremains, a little water, a little Texas crude, et viola "Zombie Lay"

[niyad]

9. gotta love the onion!! would that we could do just that!!

[Hippo_Tron]

10. I thought this was real for a second

[ForrestGump]

11. I hope they put him in

the cooler.