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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:15 PM
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I am a naked man.
Well, I will be in a few hours...check back later. :hide:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:16 PM
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1. Will do!
:D


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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:16 PM
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2. I played strip foosball in college.
:shrug:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:17 PM
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3. Why aren't you in my thread, then?
x(
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:18 PM
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4. I prefer to have you people come to me.
:D
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:20 PM
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7. And damnit! You got me, too.
:P
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:20 PM
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8. Gee, what a surprise.
:eyes: :P
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:25 PM
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11. Uh-huh.
Maybe I tricked you... somehow. :crazy:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:25 PM
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13. Yeah, sure, just keep telling yourself that.
:eyes: :P
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:28 PM
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16. Oh trust me. I will.
:P
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:18 PM
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5. Quod est demonstratum: you are a Mutley fetish.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:19 PM
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6. There are far worse things to be.
:D
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:04 PM
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21. Hell yes. I meant it as a compliment.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:22 PM
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9. Pics please!
:evilgrin:


;) :P
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:23 PM
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10. I'm not installing a shower cam.
Not even for DU. :P
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:25 PM
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12. So you're only naked in the shower?
There is no other times of the day that you're are naked and not in the shower?


;) :P :)
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:27 PM
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14. Not enough light under the covers
:P
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:28 PM
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15. Buy a flash light!
:P
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 07:29 PM
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17. Now things are getting complicated.
:eyes: :P
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 08:26 PM
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18. You can't blame him for trying!
:D
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 08:28 PM
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19. No, I don't suppose I can.
/vain little bastard
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:18 PM
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26. I have several flashlights and
even a blacklight, if ya want some nice effects. :evilgrin:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 08:30 PM
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20. ...
:woohoo:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:05 PM
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22. Back.
Has it been a few hours yet? Naked men are the most beautiful creatures in the world. :D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:07 PM
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23. You think so?
I think the "flappity woohoo" (as dolo amber put it) is one of the ugliest things on the planet :puke:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:10 PM
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24. Oh no. Hardly.
It's shaped with such purpose. It's presence is almost divine. I think there's a pedastal up there for every "woohoo" on this planet.

I adore the male anatomy. :D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:19 PM
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27. I'd start a poll about it
but it would get locked in a thrice :rofl:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:20 PM
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28. Yeah... see how we have to resort to silly words to discuss sex?
Woohoo... hooha... valve and valve shaft... all because we can't discuss them explicitly :(
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:29 PM
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29. I call it
one of the dangly bits. They don't call it "bumping uglies" for no reason. :evilgrin:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:42 PM
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30. It's like, most things in nature are unquestionably beautiful
but THAT is NOT one of them! :rofl:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:54 PM
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31. I have to honestly say, though, that
I'd rather look at that than look at what's hidden underneath, if you catch my drift. Not those, even, but underneath them. It's the place where right wingers get all of their hot air, hint, hint. *wink*

While I was trying to describe where exactly without breaking any rules here, it reminded me of the frog in Peru. It's latin name actually translates into "aquatic scrotum."

Here is a link to some info on that poor thing:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/animals/features/212index.s...

Here is a quote from the web site:
"The largest, saggiest-skinned aquatic frogs in the world are renowned locally as rain-makers and healers. "

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. I once wanted to start a punk band and call it "Lake Titicaca and the Aquatic Scrotums." No one would join my band once they heard the name. I loved the name just because it represented parts of the female and the male, if you pronounced it right. I still wonder why no one wanted to join the band. :shrug:

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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:57 PM
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33. None of them were punk enough
:yourock:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 11:21 PM
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38. Probably, because it's the perfect
name for a punk band. It fits. :yourock:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 11:25 PM
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41. I HAVE TO START THAT BAND NOW!!!
:rofl:

I can be the frontman/singer/guitarist for Lake Titicaca and the Aquatic Scrotums!

Er, with your permission, of course.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 11:34 PM
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42. Absolutely, you have my permission with one
6-string attached: Let me play my guitar with you as a guest guitarist every now and again. Go for it.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 11:35 PM
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43. Absofuckinglutely!
:D
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 11:14 PM
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36. The male anatomy is evolved for function, not aesthetics.
The, erm...flappity woohoo is utilitarian in nature. :hide:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 11:23 PM
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39. I've just realised why Michelangelo painted 'em so small!
:rofl:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 02:05 AM
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44. But it's an homage to the art of evolution...
like a drunken sailor hanging off a bar during shore leave, it makes a statement. ;)
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 11:10 PM
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34. Well, we're getting there.
The shirt is off. The rest of it stays on until bedtime.

Gee, that was TMI... :wtf:

:crazy:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:11 PM
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25. Well, I'm equal opportunity.
I've been talking about a "Women of DU" nudie site. There's no reason the men of DU can't be some of that action too. Break out yer internet cam, dude. Snap us a few piccies and vids. :thumbsup:

Take 'em all off. :applause:

At the very least, streak for us.
:woohoo:

:evilgrin:

My message to the Mods on duty tonight: Just remember, Jama has always been a perfect O8).
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 10:56 PM
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32. As a straight male...
:puke:

:rofl:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 11:11 PM
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35. Well, then you oughta know better than to click on this thread.
:rofl:
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 11:14 PM
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37. Pssst! We're all naked under our clothes. Pass it on.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 11:23 PM
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40. I was born naked.
When people complain about nudity in art, I asked them where the clothing store was located in their mother's womb, because we are all born naked, aren't we? Or are we? I know I was.
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samsingh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 03:02 AM
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45. kick
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