Worst attempt by minors at purchasing alcohol ever.

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I was just in my local convenience store because it's so hot and I wanted a slushy.

So these five ~17-20 year olds walk in with these ridiculously sheepish grins on their faces. You know the kind, when your normally well-behaved kid is doing something he shouldn't be doing. So they head to the beer aisle whispering things like "get a six pack" and "no, get forties" under their breath. Apparently only the two alpha males had the huevos to actually make it to the beer cooler, because the other three waited nervously at the end of the aisle, watching for trouble like wildebeests watching a pride of lions. Even the nice Vietnamese lady at the counter was cracking up.

Apparently the heat was too much for these smooth operators, because they ended up walking out of the store with a single one liter bottle of Mountain Dew.