Fitting monument to Dub'ya...:-)

[AmyDeLune]

Dear Friends and Relatives:

I have the distinguished honor of being named to the committee to raise
$5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. I am contacting you in hopes you
will be willing to contribute to this noble cause. But first, a little about
what the committee has been doing to date.

We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was
not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of
George in the Washington, D. C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to
where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the
statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who
never told the truth, since George could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he
got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had
been, decimated the well-being of the majority of the population while he was
there, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you.

George W. Bush Monument Committee