I am... "The Man from the ACLU"

[TechBear_Seattle]

It's faster than a speeding pullet! More powerful than "The Loco-Motion"! Able to leap wide gaps of credibility in a single bound! Look, on the boob tube! It's a contest! It's reality television! No, it's Who Wants To Be A Superhero!

Each contestant designed his/her own superhero persona and auditioned. The dozen who were chosen to be on the show are competing for a chance to have their character immortalized in a special edition comic book by the great Stan Lee.

So if you had a chance to design a superhero, what would your character be? What would be your powers? Your weaknesses? Your catch phrase? The origin of your powers?