The devil may have made me do this but

[Valerie5555]

if you move around the "A" and the "N" in "SANTA," you actually get "SATAN" :D On edit : :evilgrin:


Don't mind me for I am a bit of a Christmas cynic today, too much commercialism I guess.

[La_Serpiente]

1. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Valerie5555]

2. BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ain't I evil?????????????????? :evilgrin:

[sleipnir]

3. Just remember who changed your mind cause when you start set tripping

That ass is mine....



Thanks Snoop.....

[Valerie5555]

4. Don't mind me for I am

probably just :puke: or sick as in :puke: or sick of Christmas music not to mention the postal crunch time.

[TXvote]

5. If you remove the "TR" from

Support our "Tr" OOPS
well, you get a trunk full of Ts and Rs

Peace,
Teresa

[arcane1]

6. I find no reason to disagree with that!

I loathe Christmas music too, glad I'm not the only one!

Managed to avoid it so far this year, but even the mere thought causes silly xmas tunes to get stuck in my head!

:silly:

[dreissig]

7. Well, Isn't that Special?

Dana Carvey, as the "Church Lady", was always finding SATAN everywhere, too.


The church lady has Madonna and O.J. Simpson. She harasses O.J. and calls him O.J. sinner, slicer, and stabber. She keeps calling Madonna a slut and makes a bonnet for her devil baby. "Aaah Slut."

[Valerie5555]

12. Maybe she and I are like this in a way (2 fingers crossed)

in terms of how we think a certain former President is a "dirty, sex rogue."


I am not going to mention his name for I am :scared: of the implications, but was disillusioned with him for Monica.

[put out]

8. Crummy joke, but

Did you hear about the dyslexic worshiper of the Devil?

Ended up selling his soul to Santa.

My edit, I tried to make it less offensive, but it's less funny than ever. What was the point?

[Valerie5555]

11. How about the 1 about the Iranian terrorist that had ADD and got

distracted and made up a sign reading "DEATH TO THE GREAT SATIN"

[DemoTex]

9. Get thee to www.landoverbaptist.org and wash SATAN out of your mouth!

You will be SAVED at www.landoverbaptist.org . Get thee there now!

[Valerie5555]

10. "Divine Powers That Be" be praised it's a miracle

I have seen the Christmas lights.

[CoNnOc]

13. Can you imagine ...

that there was someone out there who grew up to create elevator holiday music. I bet when they were young they wanted to be a rock star or be in a famous band. Yet they make christmas elevator music for a living. Do you know how sad that is? Thats like a grown man being a professional water boy or instead of becoming a scientist you became a gym teacher! Life is unfair...

[baldguy]

14. OH YEAH? Well if you move the letters in "Valerie5555" around . .

you get . . . um . . .

uh . . .

I'm sorry. I got nothin'