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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 02:01 PM
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I'm LOVING the Google Ads in the Jewish Group.
"Panic Attacks"

"Messianic Products"

"Catskills Memories"

"Affordable Jewish Funerals"

"Tons of Jewish Singles!"

And easily my favorite: "Orthodox Ringtones" Yes, "ORTHODOX RIGNTONES." I can only imagine.

Jackie Mason himself couldn't have written it better. :thumbsup:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 02:54 PM
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1. Nothing?
Fuck all y'all anti-semitic assholes. :grr:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 02:56 PM
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2. Don't download the ringtone!
It brings the Golem to life!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 04:15 PM
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3. That's supposed to be a deterrent?
*downloads ringtone* HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! They all laughed - LAUGHED - but now they'll PAY!
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 04:19 PM
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4. Probably a good thing:
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voter x Donating Member (203 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 04:26 PM
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5. my orthodox ringtone
doesn't work on Sabbath.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 04:31 PM
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6. Hmm,
it shouldn't. Your cell phone should be turned off then, anyway. Unless you let the Golem answer ... ;)
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voter x Donating Member (203 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 04:37 PM
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8. when he does
I get it back all slimy....
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 04:39 PM
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10. Slimy?
He's made out of clay. It'll be all crusty! ;)
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voter x Donating Member (203 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 04:40 PM
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11. Virginia Beach Golem
is made of swamp mud....
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 04:43 PM
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12. Ewwwww,
I always forget the American kind. The mud wrestlers! :rofl:
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voter x Donating Member (203 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 05:09 PM
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13. he stays busy
Edited on Thu Jul-20-06 05:10 PM by voter x
with our being so close to CBN and all....
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 04:32 PM
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7. !
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-20-06 04:38 PM
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9. ROFL! (nt)
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