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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:05 AM
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Man Caught Masturbating While Going Through Arby's Drive-Thru
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Decatur police Tuesday arrested a man for allegedly masturbating in front of an employee at the Arby's drive-through window.

According to the employee, Kenneth Michael Dobbs, 24, went through the drive-through in the nude June 21. He returned July 2 to place another indecent order with his pants around his ankles, said police Sgt. Steve Campbell.

The woman working the window told police she saw him masturbating on both occasions.

The second time, an officer nearby saw Dobbs leaving the parking lot of the Spring Avenue restaurant and pulled him over, Campbell said.

However, dispatchers told the officer only that a man harassed a cashier in the drive-through. He didn't know about the indecent exposure allegations, Campbell said.

The officer stopped Dobbs on Beltline Road Southwest and, finding him fully clothed, let him go with two citations. The officer then went back to Arby's, where he learned about the incidents, Campbell said.

Officers arrested Dobbs on two warrants charging him with indecent exposure.

http://www.decaturdaily.com/decaturdaily/news/060719/ex...
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:34 AM
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1. I could make a really rude comment about Horsey Sauce,
but I won't. :hi: :P

:rofl:
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:43 AM
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5. I was thinking of
mayonaisse. We are truly gross !
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:49 AM
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6. Yep!
:hi: Great minds think alike (or at least dirty ones!) :rofl:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:37 AM
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2. Arby's???
I thought Wendy's was hot and juicy...

RL
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:40 AM
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3. "Have Me YOUR Way - at Burger King"
:rofl:
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:41 AM
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4. So it was a stick-up, eh?
Edited on Wed Jul-19-06 08:42 AM by Fox Mulder
Oh, wait, he didn't rob the place.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:50 AM
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7. "I'm so horny, I could eat at Arby's."
Or was that 'hungry'?
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 11:12 AM
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22. Eeeewww!!!!!
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:51 AM
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8. He's probably turned on by not understanding what someone...
is saying. I'd hate to sit next to him in an airplane.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:55 AM
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9. There's a "Where's the beef?" joke in here somewhere...
Hmmm...
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:01 AM
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11. have your beef and beat it, too!
:shrug:
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:02 AM
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12. ...
:rofl:
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 12:45 PM
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25. Not to mention hotdog and wiener jokes........."How about a little mustard
and horsey sauce for your wiener?"
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:58 AM
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10. Supersize?
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:02 AM
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13. officers arrested Dobbs on two warrants charging him with
inadequent equipment to impress....

there won't be more on this story at eleven.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:35 AM
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14. A little dobbs'll do ya
:bounce:
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:41 AM
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15. Any relation to Ronnie Dobbs?
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 10:44 AM
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16. Want fries with that?
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 10:45 AM
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17. KFC would make more sense being 'finger licking good'...
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 10:49 AM
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18. Arby's serves roast beef. Dude just likes his meat. nt
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 11:03 AM
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19. ... place another indecent order?
I thought Arby's food was pretty good? :shrug:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 01:52 PM
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28. that caught my eye too
:rofl:
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Puglover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 11:06 AM
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20. That is HORRIBLE.
He should have done it at Taco Hell. :rofl:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 11:12 AM
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21. if you haven't tried the New Southwest Chipotle Chicken Sandwich
then you just don't know how exciting it is.

that chipotle mayonnaise has a secret ingredient I just can't put my finger on . . .
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 11:14 AM
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23. Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do...
I mean if women can breastfeed in public then what's the big deal?












































(No flames please, I was just being sarcastic/ silly)
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 11:19 AM
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24. HA!
:rofl:
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 12:47 PM
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26. Yeesh, What's The World Coming To When A Guy Can't Even
Rub one out anymore waiting on line at the drive through?
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 12:51 PM
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27. What's the frequency, Kenneth?
Seems you indulge fairly regularly ... x(
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 03:23 PM
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32. I know I
do
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 03:39 PM
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33. Yeah, but you're known to frequent Wendy's.
This is completely different. :D
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 02:02 PM
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29. Do he have pecan sticky buns too?
And was he thinking a protein shake was in order?
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 02:08 PM
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30. Welcome to Arby's!
Can I make you harder?...errr...take your order?
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musette_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 02:14 PM
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31. "feels like an Arby's night"
did they find a Jesus Fish on the back of the car, and was the radio tuned to a Jesus station?

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