Microphones also picked up this conversation between Bush & Blair.

[Lex]

BUSH
-- okay now, tell me about the hash
bars?

BLAIR
What do you want to know?

BUSH
Well, hash is legal there, right?

BLAIR
Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a
hundred percent legal. I mean you
can't walk into a restaurant, roll
a joint, and start puffin' away.
You're only supposed to smoke in
your home or certain designated
places.

BUSH
Those are hash bars?

BLAIR
Yeah, it breaks down like this:
it's legal to buy it, it's legal to
own it and, if you're the
proprietor of a hash bar, it's
legal to sell it. It's legal to
carry it, which doesn't really
matter 'cause -- get a load of this
-- if the cops stop you, it's
illegal for this to search you.
Searching you is a right that the
cops in Amsterdam don't have.

BUSH
That did it, man -- I'm fuckin'
goin', that's all there is to it.


BLAIR
You'll dig it the most. But you
know what the funniest thing about
Europe is?

BUSH
What?

BLAIR
It's the little differences. A
lotta the same shit you got,
but a little different.

BUSH
Examples?

BLAIR
Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy
beer in a movie theatre. And I
don't mean in a paper cup either.
They give you a glass of beer, like
in a bar. In Paris, you can buy
beer at MacDonald's. Also, you
know what they call a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

BUSH
They don't call it a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese?

BLAIR
No, they got the metric system
there, they wouldn't know what the
fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

BUSH
What'd they call it?

BLAIR
Royale with Cheese.

BUSH
(repeating)
Royale with Cheese. What'd they
call a Big Mac?

BLAIR
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call
it Le Big Mac.

BUSH
What do they call a Whopper?

BLAIR
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger
King. But you know what they put
on french fries in Holland instead
of ketchup?

BUSH
What?

BLAIR
Mayonnaise.

BUSH
Goddamn!

BLAIR
I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean
a little bit on the side of the
plate, they fuckin' drown 'em in
it.

BUSH
Uuccch!