Coolest song ever: "Rocket Queen" by Guns n Roses.

[Phillycat]

Discuss.

[jpgray]

1. I'd wager the things you and I disagree on could fill a warehouse

And this is the first shipment. Discuss. :D

[Phillycat]

2. All right, big boy. What song is cooler?

Huh? :D

[jpgray]

3. Well the Stooges' "Search and Destroy" kicks its ass

But that just happens to be playing at the moment. :)

[Phillycat]

5. Eh, the Stooges.

Hell, "Kick Out The Jams" by MC5 kicks Rocket Queen's ass on any given day. But you know, I was listening to Rocket Queen when I posted the thread. Heh.

[dolo amber]

4. C'mon, that's not even the coolest Gn'R song

"Nighttrain", "It's So Easy", "My Michelle"...?

:headbang:

[jpgray]

6. Well Gn'R is no Supertramp, right?

:eyes:

:D

[dolo amber]

8. Fascist

x(

[jpgray]

9. Forza Richard Palmer!!1

:patriot:

[Phillycat]

7. Ewww, I hate "Nighttrain" and "It's So Easy".

But "My Michelle" is great, and "You're Crazy" could probably kick "Rocket Queen"'s ass depending on one's mood.

Still, I was listening to "Rocket Queen" and it sounded so fucking great! You should go listen to it right now.

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Yes.

Opening with a vicious gutter screed, life on the streets, running scared... then culminating in a heartfelt ballad....

Hell, it's the whole Appetite album wrapped up nice & tidy in one song. :thumbsup:

[Phillycat]

11. I KNOW.

Not to mention the super-fun-to-sing-along-to "no no no no no no"'s at the end of the song. It's got it all. And a great guitar solo.

[jpgray]

23. Just tell me you didn't Kn'R Gn'R

[Phillycat]

24. HA!

pwn3d!

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. Indeed!

:D

[billyskank]

12. I like it

I like all that album.

[Phillycat]

13. It may be the best American rock album of all time.

Bold statement, I know!

[billyskank]

14. I wouldn't know

I haven't listened to them all. :P

[Phillycat]

16. I think I'm getting close.

Couple a dozen left to listen to at most. :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. The best American rock album of all time does not feature "Anything Goes."

It's a great record, but that's a shit song. ;)

[billyskank]

17. Every album has to have at least one shite song

It's an informal rule. :)

[Phillycat]

18. That's true. You've got me there.

What IS the best American rock album of all time?

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. This:

[Phillycat]

20. God, you boys and your Stooges!

I'm just a metal girl at heart, Hedges. I will never love punk with the fervor and reverence you penised people do.

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. 1970, js.

Well before "punk" or "metal" were defined.

I'd go so far as to say that Fun House is every bit as metal as G'n'R, and that Appetite is every bit as punk as the Stooges.

I don't really care what the music's called (Stooges were just called "rock music" when they were around), just whether or not it's any good.

And anyway... how do YOU know I have a penis? :o

[Phillycat]

22. I...erm....

Damn, dolo, I am SORRY. :cry:

[RandomKoolzip]

26. Nah...coolest song ever: "Don't Jump Me Mother" by DMZ.

Second place goes to "Know Your Product" by the Saints, third to "I Got By in Time" by the Jam.

"Help You Ann" by the Lyres and "Starry Eyes" by The Records fit in there somewhere as well.

However, you're talking to a guy here who never liked ANY Guns 'n' Roses song.

[jpgray]

27. Yet "In the Shitty" is your pick for greatest punk album

:eyes:

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

28. No, my vote for greatest Punk album is

"jpgray Bites The Wang" by Billy Ray Melanoma and the Electric Fistula Blues Band.

[jpgray]

29. I like "RandyKoolzip is an arthouse jerkoff" by the UN Pheasant Pluckers

[RandomKoolzip]

30. Really? See, "jpgray's Cock = Spam" by Ass Bandits from Anal County

came out that same year, and that one you mentioned seemed anemic in comparison.

[jpgray]

31. "RKZ packs a 50 cent dimeroll" by the Tract Home Chippies beats that

:patriot:

[RandomKoolzip]

32. No way. "50, 000 Things to be Happy About, For Example The Fact

That jpgray is Like a Total Douchebag" by By Doug Rump and the Catatonic Endocrinologists is superior in all facets.

[jpgray]

34. Yeah, well listen to "Eat Me, Mr. Zip" by the Mongoloid Phrenologists

[RandomKoolzip]

37. "Jpgray had an Acne Farm" by Tony Pronoun and Your Sister's Abcessed

Labia is playing on my iPod right now. Maybe later.

[jpgray]

40. Ee eye ee eye.. no!

"Randall K Zip's Priapism Shall Cast No Shadow" by A Vas Deferens Between Us wins.

[RandomKoolzip]

42. It's not exactly towering, that's true.

"J. P. GAY vs. Snoopy" by Hank Epididimus Jr. and the All-Beef Patti Smiths shall be victorious!

[Phillycat]

44. There is an actual band called Ass Ponys.

And they're pretty good.

But hey, don't let me break up your fun here. :eyes: :D

[RandomKoolzip]

45. I know. They had a great song called "little Bastard" back in the 90's.

I'm paraphrasing when I mentioned that other band - SouthoftheBorderPaul and I once floated "Ass Bandits Invade Anal Castle" as a title of an album from our last band.

[Phillycat]

46. You should work "warts" in there somewhere, I think. nt

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. You can't have both DMZ *and* the Lyres on your list.

It will create a rift in the space/time continuum.

[RandomKoolzip]

35. You want me to live by rules I didn't know existed...

Like that time I listed a bootleg on my "50 Greatest Albums of All Time" list and you almost passed a stone in protest.

C'mon, hedges! Let your freak flag fly, kind rainbow brother!

[jpgray]

36. Don't write songs like David Crosby does, though

[dolo amber]

38. Please don't encourage him to let his "flag" fly

We all know how that ends. :cry:

[RandomKoolzip]

39. Right! Sorry.

Hedges: please don't "unfurl" anything. I beseech you.

How about this:

C'mon Hedges! Let it all hang out!

[Magrittes Pipe]

41. Okay!

[RandomKoolzip]

43. Red X's tend to short circuit good visual jokes.

:eyes: