Why do people like me even exist?

[anarch]

Seriously, what the hell am I doing here?

Can't somebody just get it over with and kill me? Shit. I think I'm going to move to Rhode Island.

[catmandu57]

1. Enlighten us anarch

what gives?

[anarch]

3. just a copycat

Well, mostly anyway. I also just like to ask unanswerable philosophical questions in general. Why do we exist? What is our purpose? and so on.

My favorite theory: to consume alcohol. One of the ubiquitous substances of the universe, in my theory, is alcohol, and it is essential for this alchohol to be transformed by metabolic processes, or the whole universe will collapse. Therefore, I and others like me exist to consume alcohol. It makes for a very keen and wonderful sense of fulfillment.

[jobycom]

7. So in your theory

teatotalers are not only unnatural, but violate the very purpose of our creation/existence?

I like that.

[kmla]

2. To copycat threads.

But in an existential way.

Takes talent to do that.

[redqueen]

4. hah

it's a copycat, but one i might have posted in all seriousness

[anarch]

5. not at all!

Perhaps my theory, as explained above, will give you comfort.

[redqueen]

6. yeah

booze sounds good

really good