they are releasing an audio book of the bible and guess who plays god?

[bettyellen]

and it is not james earl jones.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

1. Ian McKellen?

[Gatchaman]

2. Henry Rollins?

Chuck D?

Too bad Frank Zappa is dead :(

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

3. Ooh Morgan Freeman would be a good one.

Jason Robards if you wanted a "cranky old white dude" God.

[ghostsofgiants]

6. He already did it.

[GirlinContempt]

4. Samuel L Jackson, motherfucker

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Ain't a Jackson-damn think you can do about it!

[bettyellen]

15. :)

[GirlinContempt]

30. Look, do you wanna play blindman? Go walk with the shepherd.

But me, my eyes are wide fucking open.

[bettyellen]

12. BINGO! how'd you know?

[GirlinContempt]

21. Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle

miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WDGOEvDqFh4&search=pulp%20fiction

[bettyellen]

27. i see your motherfucking answer, and raise you the eternal mystery?

do people believe because they think you just couldn;t make this shit up?

[GirlinContempt]

29. If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

:D



And actually, I didn't know. I was just lucky.

[KyndCulture]

5. Wilford Brimley?

[IsIt1984Yet]

8. Sean Hayes?

[lizziegrace]

9. Charlton Heston?? n/t

[IsIt1984Yet]

10. Britney Spears?

[IsIt1984Yet]

11. Antonio Banderas?

[bettyellen]

13. it's an all black cast with Samuel J as God... and

Blair Underwood as Jesus.

[IsIt1984Yet]

14. Huh. Who's Mary?

[bettyellen]

17. Marla Gibbs!

I wish.

[IsIt1984Yet]

19. I found a link!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12334557/site/newsweek/
Blair Underwood as Jesus, Angela Bassett as Esther, Cuba Gooding Jr. as Judas, and Denzel Washington, who's reading the Songs of Solomon with his wife, Pauletta.

[bettyellen]

20. are there audio clips?

they played a funny bit on State of Belief but i can't podcast it till tomorrow.
i want it for my ringtone.

[IsIt1984Yet]

22. I am finding more... it's called "The Bible Experience"

http://www.usatoday.com/life/2006-03-28-bible_x.htm
"...Hip-hopper Heavy D reads Apostle Andrew, and gospel great Shirley Caesar reads Naomi. They join musical stars such as Franklin, Common, MC Lyte, Anthony Hamilton, Angie Stone and Faith Evans in recording original songs, psalms and more....

...Queen Latifah, Star Jones and dozens more entertainers under contract have not been assigned their roles yet...."

Star Jones?

I'll see if I can find a clip

[IsIt1984Yet]

24. Duh, clip here:

http://wm.usatoday-na-central.edgestreams.net/wm.usatoday-na-central/audio/06/060328_bible01.wma

[Haole Girl]

16. Zinedine Zidane ?

Just a little soccer joke.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Gilbert Gottfried? Norm MacDonald?

[bettyellen]

25. gilbert godfreid is Lazarus.... "My skin! What's up with that? Agggrrrh!"

[Crabby Appleton]

23. Paris

Hilton

[Meshuga]

26. The governator plays Jesus...

He will tell his followers at the cross: "I'll be BAAACK"

[In_The_Wind]

28. it ain't me, babe

[GirlinContempt]

31. .