Liqui-Date

[AlienGirl]

It's disturbing!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

1. Liqui - Date

It's exciting!

[AlienGirl]

2. Who are the commercial sponsors?

Not the ones who donated services, but the ones whose commercials run during every episode?

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

4. Well..

almost certainly Mercedes-Benz...

[AlienGirl]

6. Oh yeah, weren't they unveiling luxury cars

...during that last episode?

I think I saw a commercial for IBM, too.

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

8. Almost certainly..

Did I see an ad for "Visit beautiful Switzerland"? (paid for my the Swiss Tourist Council natch)

[AlienGirl]

9. Ohhh yeah!

The ad had one of those Ricola horns on it...

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

12. Was there an ad for...

Lufthansa Air as well?

[AlienGirl]

14. No, it was Luft something, though...

I remember thinking it sounded like that balloons song, but the secod half of the name wasn't "hansa." Don't recall what it was though...

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

25. Maybe it was...

a new product called "LuftWaffles"; they are light and fluffy...

[AlienGirl]

26. Like Eggos?

Whats their slogan?

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

28. It's..

"Luftwaffles: So good.. you'd bomb Britain!"

[AlienGirl]

30. LOL!

Have they no sense of taste--Oh, D'OH! They're in the other dimension...

But I bet they're tasty anyway!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

31. oh yes...

quite tasty... ;-)

[AlienGirl]

33. Another sponsor, if I recall right...

The Little Red Pill. They never do tell you what it's for in that ad, though...:shrug: I guess you're supposed to try it and see!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

37. Also...

wasn't another sponsor the Galactic Governments new Infinite Improbability Drive?

[AlienGirl]

43. Oh, right! And that hockey team...

They just formed not long ago, you know the one?

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

44. The hockey team?

Go on go on... I can't think of their name at the moment. :D

[AlienGirl]

46. The Minions?

Or was it Legion? I forget...

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

48. Just as long as it wasn't....

the Mini-Onions.

[AlienGirl]

49. No, but the Onion

should report about them! http://www.theonion.com

Tucker

[moof]

3. what's Liqui - Date

n/t

[everythingsxen]

5. It's disturbing! It's exciting!

It's Liqui-Date!

It's a gameshow.

In a parallel dimension.

[AlienGirl]

7. Where there is no such thing

as good taste!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

10. But..

there are things that taste good.

Oh... and magic works there too. Not that weak David Blane/Copperfield stuff either; I mean like summoning swarms of 30 foot tall potatoes to attack the city with longbows made of carrots firing asparagus arrows.

[AlienGirl]

11. Yes, and where

the Lily-White Boy is a roarer, the Giant is enchanting to Jack, and all that good stuff! Come, join the insanity...grab your towel, forget what "reality" means, and jump in--the insanity's fine!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

15. And where the most popular fraternity is....

Sigma Sigma.

[AlienGirl]

17. Those Sigma boys throw a hell of a party!

From what I hear, anyway...

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

19. Oh yeah...

big time partiers over there...

:evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

20. In fact, isn't their frat house...

considered the party house on campus?

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

22. Something like that...

you just have to get through pledge week...

and they can be pretty noisy!

[AlienGirl]

27. Yeah, I've heard

That one song of theirs, their official song or whatever*, sounds like it'd annoy the heck out of the neighbors!

Tucker

*the one with the "ha ha" verse

[everythingsxen]

29. Oh I know the one you mean..

their local chapter here annoy their neighbors to no end singing that all night.

[AlienGirl]

32. There too?

Here they play that as they drive down the street at odd hours...

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

38. I think they...

are about to shut down their chapter here..

[AlienGirl]

40. So I hear!

Growth opportunities elsewhere, according to what I've heard...

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

42. Thats what I hear them saying..

a little tough to understand though sometimes.

[AlienGirl]

45. Is your Babelfish adjusted?

[everythingsxen]

47. What did you say?

:D

[AlienGirl]

13. The couple for January is gonna be interesting...

;-)

[everythingsxen]

16. I certainly hope so!

The producers swear this season will set new records. ;-)

[AlienGirl]

18. That's what I hear!

I wonder if they have good insurance? I've heard it's predicted that the earth will move...

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

21. You heard that too?

I thought that was just what the demon-that-relays-sound-who-lives-inside-my-tv was telling me. But you heard it too so he wasn't lying... ;-)

[AlienGirl]

23. No, or else maybe your demon knows mine!

Have you been watching your sound-relaying-demon? Has it been visiting other sound-relaying demons lately? Maybe they're both in on it!

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

24. He's a sneaky little

devil...... he could have..

[AlienGirl]

34. Maybe they met at

an Imp Anon meeting?

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

35. Possibly..

more likely they met at some seedy after hours strip-joint.

[AlienGirl]

36. Oh yeah...

All my demons have a fondness for those. Especially the "theme" ones. :evilgrin:

Tucker

[everythingsxen]

39. Ooohh.. I would say do tell.......

But we might get locked or deleted. :evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

41. Uh, yeah

There are levels of depravity sufficient to shock even Matcom!

Tucker