Start your LostinVA rumors here

[LynneSin]

You know, to be honest, she's not really lost in Virginia but turns out she lives in a 2 bedroom home in Penns Hill, PA that is owned by some senator.

[Gormy Cuss]

1. She's not uppity either. n/t

[miss_american_pie]

2. I thought

Selma Hayek had her locked up somewhere? :shrug:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. I heard she's a hetero Stepford wife.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. She's not really a librarian.

She's actually a sniper for the local SWAT team.

[LynneSin]

6. That wasn't sniper - that was striper

:shrug:

[sarge43]

5. I thought she was running a strip mall Arts&Crafts shop in

Venice CA

[ThomCat]

7. She's doing post-doc research in Psychology

and we're all part of some big experiment she's running. :scared:

[KamaAina]

8. LostinVA used Joseph Wilson as a front

to purchase the Niger yellowcake, for her own nefarious purposes. :scared:

This is the real reason it's taken so long to get any indictments... :-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. I heard she wants Dumbyass to kiss her

ass.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. I hear she has the...

gay...

Shush...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. She loves Rachael Ray.

:evilgrin: