Photoshop favor needed! HELP!

[fleabert]

I need to make fun of ultra-uber-ultimate republican uncle.

His team lost and I am sooooo very happy. Can you make these into one file, side by side, same size pics?

Even better would be one of those morphing pics, but that might be too much to ask, I know nothing about it- if it's as simple as hitting a 'morph' button, please do! But if not, don't worry about it!

If there is a problem with messing with the eagle pic because it has a watermark on it, please let me know and I will find another. I have no need to remove the watermark- I am cool with giving credit to whomever...whatever is the right thing to do...let me know. on edit: i just noticed the other one has a name under it, google images are for public use, right? Lordy, someone tell me if I am doing something awful.

[fleabert]

1. kick- I need this soon!

I want to post it on the family site before I go to bed! Help a sister out! :-)

Pretty pretty please!

[Madrone]

2. Sorry - I have Photoshop, but have no idea how to use it.

I looked to see if I could quickly hack together a very crappy version of what you are asking but nope... Nothing is quick in
Photoshop if you don't know how to use it. :(

[fleabert]

3. thanks anyway!

I have no clue what it would take, AND I have a shitty photo editor- the one that came with the machine, which is (of course) a microsoft piece of shit. :-( hopefully someone can help!

[sakabatou]

4. .

Got rid of the watermark. Now somebody else, morph it... into what, pray tell?

[fleabert]

5. mark cuban! thanks!

(owner of the Mavericks, in case you didn't know)

:-)