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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 01:48 PM
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Why the long face?
Edited on Fri Dec-12-03 01:53 PM by Paragon


Craig Kilborn's joke, not mine. :silly: Now let's see if anyone here still has a sense of humor...
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Character Assassin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 01:49 PM
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1. I thought you were talking about John Elway
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 01:50 PM
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2. A topless blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under each arm
The bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 01:53 PM
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3. dunno!
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 01:54 PM
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4. Why the long face?
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vi5 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 01:55 PM
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5. I wouldn't mind them taking some of that excess...
And using it to give Dean a neck. Then all our aesthetic issues would be resolved.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 01:59 PM
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7. BZZZZZ! Buzzkill!
First unfunny post in this thread -- congratulations.
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vi5 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 02:03 PM
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9. Sorry, but the original post beat me to it...
6 months ago called. It wants it's joke back.

Waaaaaaaa.......
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mmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 02:23 PM
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13. aw come on, that wasn't so bad
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 01:59 PM
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6. What does a bartender say to Anne Coulter?
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Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 02:02 PM
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8. what can I get you Sir?
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mmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 02:25 PM
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14. You are fast
good answer
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 02:09 PM
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10. Why the long face?
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 02:11 PM
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11. A bartender who just saw "Matrix Reloaded" sees Ann Coulter walk in
He shrieks and says "Holy shit, where's the other one!!!"
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-03 02:17 PM
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12. "Poop"
:D
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