Obvious things thread

[Fuzz]

Sharp pointy things should not be jabbed into your eye.

[LynneSin]

1. LynneSin should not be bothered around this time of the month

:grr:

If you don't know what I'm talking about you're probably a god-damn clueless man who should be neutered because you don't understand the workings of a woman

:grr:

[Fuzz]

2. Um, Fuzz backs away slowly

[LynneSin]

7. Fuzz is a smart man who values his life

Some men, alas, are not

[wildhorses]

3. some things are better when shared

troubles are halved and
joys are doubled

[Guy Fawkes]

4. Keep knives out of children.

[ohiosmith]

5. Do not fry bacon in the nude.

[Shine]

6. Things that taste really good are generally really fattening.

chocolate, donuts, cake, ice cream, cookies, candy....

Bummer.

[flvegan]

8. Wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle.

Sorry, I had to.

[Fuzz]

9. You don't have to be a hippie to believe in peace

That's obvious.


Joe Jackson ;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Billy Joel is the musical equivalent of not emptying your colostomy bag

[tjwash]

11. Don't leave a big hunk of london broil near your dog.

[Throd]

12. Never start a barbeque with acetone!

My eyebrows did grow back, but it was hard to explain why they were missing.

[YankeyMCC]

13. Never pass up a chance to

eat, piss or sleep

[Debi]

14. Weather obviousness

rain is wet
snow is cold
sun is hot
wind is.....windy??? :shrug:

[NNadir]

15. Corrupt failures should not be installed as President of the United States

[Faygo Kid]

16. These Are a Few of DU's Favorite Things (Oops - not obvious things).

Hello, Fuzz. These are A Few of My Favorite (and Obvious) Things:

Bush numbers nose diving, Fitzgerald subpoenas,
Impeachment arriving, Colbert’s bitter teases.
O’Reilly’s falafel, Oxycontin stings,
These are a few of DU’s favorite things.

Missteps by Bill Frist, Duke Cunningham’s capture,
McCain smooches Falwell, just Dems at the Rapture.
Ann Coulter in trouble for bad vote this spring,
These are a few of DU’s favorite things.

Spy guys are busted, Kate Harris disasters,
Gay marriage condemned then they’re caught shortly after.
Heckuva job, Brownie, just wait till Jack sings,
These are a few of DU's favorite things. . .

When the Veep shoots,
When Bush tax cuts,
When the war drives me mad,
I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don’t feeeeeel so bad!

(bonus verse)

FReepers evolving, despite protestations,
Bush fraud recognized by so many more nations,
With courage and insight to high hopes we cling.
These are a few of DU’s favorite things!

[Fuzz]

17. Lol

[everythingsxen]

18. Never put salt in your eye.

Or was that always put salt in your eye...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. Don't rub Ben-Gay on your inner thighs when naked.

[Guava Jelly]

20. fire can be really hot

and water quite wet

[Arugula Latte]

21. If you sense a gas leak, don't light a match to see better.

:nuke: