Pictures of my parents nekkid in the shower.

[KitchenWitch]

Sorry Ladyhawk, I cannot help myself!

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Well???

C'mon.....let's see 'em!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

4. Really? I am not sure I want to see 'em!

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

2. What the hell is WRONG with me, that I clicked this thread?

I blame myself.

[KitchenWitch]

3. LOL

I am a shameless witch!

:evilgrin:

[Richard Steele]

10. Reminds me of when I had listened to Patton Oswalt for 48 hours straight..

And I posted a Lounge thread to share my
love of his awesome comedic brilliance.

It was titled: "The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic",
after one of the intro lines from his stand-up routine.

And I was certainly NOT surprised that the thread got LOCKED,
but my mind just BOGGLED at the one DUer who responded:
"This is just unpleasant. I don't come here to see things like this".

:wtf:

If they "didn't come here to see things like that",
Then why,
WHY,
oh WHY, my dear sweet LORD,
in the name of all which is SANE and RATIONAL...
WHY did they click on a thread with a title like that?

In all of human history, has there EVER been a thread title
which made it any clearer that clicking it would NOT lead to pictures of kittens?

*sigh* People make NO sense to me sometimes.
All I can say is "Shove them up there again , Dennehy- this time I'll
just solve the RED sides!"

[KitchenWitch]

11. I know exactly what you mean

Although I have often found myself guilty of clicking on thread that I knew I would find displeasure with because I am terminally nosy!

:rofl:

I just laughed at your above post until the tears formed in my eyes.

[Richard Steele]

15. So, you know the Oswalt routine I referred to...

...or are you just familiar with human nature?

[KitchenWitch]

17. Actually both

and I remember the thread!

I did click on it too!

:rofl:

[Idylle Moon Dancer]

16. "The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic"

wow. Dare I say, Lovecraftian?

[Richard Steele]

18. Patton was riffing on a Hollywood Producer's Autobiography...

A man so utterly steeped in Hollywood that his offhand
anecdotes of utter DEPRAVITY seemed as ordinary to him
as a trip to the dry cleaner.

I don't remember it verbatim, but it was kinda like:

Picture an elderly, mildly befuddled SATAN reclining on a chaise lounge
in a velvet smoking jacket, swirling his martini as he
rambles aimlessly about his career to the guy with the tape recorder:

"Blah, blah...You know, that Loretta Swit had a bush
you could hide a VCR in...blah, blah..."

"blah, blah...the human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic.
I remember hanging out with Brian Dennehy one time..."

"Brian had JUUUST worked the third 'Rubix Cube' up my ass,
when a heroin-crazed Rodney Allen Rippey sudenly burst into the
room and punched me in the stomach..."

"Those cubes shot out of my colon like bullets,
and DAMN if they weren't all solved!"

So I yelled, "run 'em up there again, Dennehy,
this time I'll just do the RED sides!"
Hey, that thing's not still on, is it?

What was I talking about? Oh yeah...You know, Gil Gerard
was a guy who just LIVED for the three "F"s-
Food, Fun, and Fisting....blah blah..."

[Wetzelbill]

9. yeah, my thoughts exactly!

:)

[billyskank]

5. I love the smell of KitchenWitch threads in the morning

:hi:

:D

[KitchenWitch]

6. billy!

:loveya:

[billyskank]

7. Yay!!!

:loveya:

:bounce:

:hug:

:D

[Wetzelbill]

8. what saddens me is I actually clicked on this thread

I paused... fought it for a few seconds and just thought: "Why the fuck not?" :)

[KitchenWitch]

12. LOL

My work is done here!

:bounce::bounce:

[Robeson]

13. Where's the picture?....

...:shrug: :-(

[KitchenWitch]

14. LOL

:hi:

[Name removed]

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