If You Were a Superhero, What Would Your Power Be?

[Placebo]

I'd want to have telekinesis! :bounce:

[Crazy Dave]

1. X-ray vision

Then hang out at Hooters all the time :woohoo:

[Callalily]

2. Oh easy . . .

Psychic powers. How marvelous!

[leftofthedial]

3. knock-out farts

[Blue-Jay]

14. Sorry. Hedges already has that power.

He has been known to kill squirrels at twenty paces.

[SteppingRazor]

4. Flying and invisibility are all I need ... and I wouldn't be a superhero..

I'd be a supervillain :evilgrin:

[dysfunctional press]

11. my exact combo too...

and my same intentions.

but i'll throw in x-ray vision to round it out.

[otherlander]

5. I'd like to be able to make people hear music

that nobody else could hear. And they would be like, "Where's that coming from?" and everyone would be like, "Where's what coming from?"

[Placebo]

17. That is crazy.

It would cause some people to go absolutely insane.

[WCGreen]

39. Insane Music Lass.....

Newest and most powerful member of the Legion of Superheroes....

[otherlander]

40. YES! From now on, you shall call me....

INSANE MUSIC LASS!
And I shall call you the Soda Druid, for no particular reason...:crazy:
:woohoo:

[WCGreen]

42. Cool......

Soda without the Fizz......

[billyskank]

6. I suppose I would flirt people to death

Or at least until they barfed. :)

[Xipe Totec]

7. The power to make heads explode

by just giving "The Look".

My boss calls it "The Hairy Eyeball"

[SteppingRazor]

12. cool. It'd be like Scanners

:thumbsup:

[NewJeffCT]

8. I'd like to be like Mr. Fantastic or Plastic Man

I could be the world's greatest lover with those powers...imagine what I could do with just my tongue!

[Archae]

9. I want to be able to control weather

Like "Storm" in the X-Men does.

Someone says, "Oh blow me!"
*WHOOSH*

:D

[mainegreen]

10. Confusion.

[Bossy Monkey]

13. Procrastination isn't a super power? Darn! n/t

[Xipe Totec]

18. It can be,

it just lakes a long time to work.




:popcorn:

[Orsino]

26. It is, if you apply yourself.

Remind me to tell you about it someday.

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Complete mind-based control over all matter and energy

[ThomCat]

29. That's ambitious.

You're scary. :)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. The power to make people stop being stupid.

:D

[Xipe Totec]

19. Quickie Joke:

Man finds magic lamp.

Genie grants one wish:

You can be the richest man in the world, the most attractive man in the world, or the smartest man in the world.

Now, choose!




Man choses brains.

Wish is granted.

Deep thoughts ensue....




























Damn! I should have gone for the money!



:banghead:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. LOL!

Sounds like a philosopher's joke... :toast:

[Xipe Totec]

22. Nah, just my rich younger brother poking fun of me

He's a millionaire with a high school education; He loves to tell that joke when I'm around.

Good thing money is not my motivator. I guess it is a philosopher's joke after all...


... now that I really think about it.

:think:

[ThomCat]

30. "Even the Gods themselves strive in vain

against stupidity."

I don't think there's a super power strong enough to make people smart or wise.

[terrya]

20. Super strength

Without question

[Cannikin]

23. Mystique from X-Men. No doubt. Even though I'm a guy.

[Book Lover]

24. I'd speak to squirrels

[Orsino]

25. ESP. And a VCR.

Make tapes of all the happenings in smoke-filled rooms? Sell recordings of Cheney's latest fit of pique or *-Condi sex tapes?

Sure.

[BreweryYardRat]

27. Shapeshifting.

We're not talking Mystique-style stuff here, more like "turn into a huge slavering beast that would make anyone cry for his mommy." :evilgrin:

That and immunity to mind control and telekinesis. Where's the fun in shapeshifting if someone can take over your mind or stop your heart?

[Mutley]

28. Flying, of course.

Is there anything else? :shrug:

[Deja Q]

31. Hypnotising people.

:D

[driver8]

32. Flying, super strength, and stuffing my tights with socks.

That way, I'll get all of the female superheros, too.

Speaking of stuffing with socks...

[Placebo]

43. AHH!

I still can't look at that, err, PART of his body in those photos. It's just so damn ridiculous.

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

33. My power would be...

to be able to wail on an electric guitar with such furry that I produce music sooo incredibly awesome that no matter in existance is able to act as a medium to support the relentess raw power and furry of the most awesome sound waves I'm able to generate causing ultimate destruction around me, massive earthquakes, huge thunderstorms, tornados etc all while the most insanely awesome rock song you ever have heard plays in the backgroun.

[Just Me]

34. Hmmmm,....

,...to have everyone KNOW what it's like to be in another's shoes, FEEL compassion, and DESIRE to offer assistance.

[nytemare]

35. The ability to get Dubya to pronounce "nuclear" correctly.

That would be a superpower indeed, because his ego suggests he just flat doesn't care that he is the President and is in control of the largest nuclear arsonal and can't pronounce the fucking word.

So, if he would be made to pronounce the word correctly, perhaps the ego that has put us in such awful shape would shift into place.

[Bucky]

36. Supersarcasm

[Random_Australian]

37. The capability to talk all the villuns out of doing bad things!

[Cyrano]

38. To make every woman I go out with a very, very happy girl.

[LostInAnomie]

41. A jaw breaking priapism.

Boooooiiiiinnngggg!