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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:01 AM
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Man, I can't grow a decent beard for shit.
It's patchy as hell and looks like shit.

I guess I'll never be a man. :cry:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:10 AM
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1. Don't worry your'e not alone
Me too. A goatee I can do, More than that? Forget about it! And I hate shaving!

We should form a support group!

Khash.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:13 AM
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3. I can't even grow a good goatee.
The 'stache and chin grow in pretty good. I just can't connect the two.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 09:30 AM
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12. Nor can I
And the really bad thing is I've always wanted muttonchops but I can't even seem to manage any sideburns at all.

Khash.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:13 AM
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2. My dear LostInAnomie.....
Beards do NOT make the man, sweetie.....

Something else does, though......:blush:
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:15 AM
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4. That's for sure.
;-)
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:21 AM
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5. So? I don't understand the problem.
Seriously.:nopity:
Go clean shaven. Men look more attractive clean shaven anyway, I.M.O.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:25 AM
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7. But shaving sucks.
It looks like crap when I go a few days without shaving and this patchy monstrosity grows on my face.
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:30 AM
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8. dupe n/t
Edited on Fri Jun-02-06 01:32 AM by quantessd
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:31 AM
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9. oh..
yeah, I guess I'm glad I don't have to scrape hair off my face.

It's kind of bizzarre to have thick wiry hair growing on a face. What purpose does it serve in nature? Men need to keep their faces warmer than women, or something? Huh. Wacky.
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njdemocrat106 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:25 AM
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6. Same here
Even my goatee's crappy, but if I shave it, I'll look a 12 year old.
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:03 AM
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10. i do fine
i've got a full beard, and everything else grows in FAST. If I didn't fucking hate shaving my chin, I'd be clean shaven. But having a beard makes me go from looking like fat-loser-nerd to scary-biker-dude. :evilgrin:
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Monk06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:14 AM
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11. Check out Mathew Brodrick in Glory. His beard works
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