Announcing The Pre-1776 Mindset Relocation Service for Republicans

[originalpckelly]

Why wait until the President destroys our Constitution, when you could use Pre-1776 Mindset Relocation Service? Pre-1776 Mindset Relocation Service will direct you to the police state of your "choice." Whether you want the warm authority of Fidel Castro or the love of "Big Mama" in China, Pre-1776 Mindset Relocation Service is your first choice in finding the right totalitarian country for you. Other services such as Republicans for the Destruction of the American Way and Democrats Without Spines cost lots of money and the wait for totalitarianism is long and arduous. Wiretapping, searches and seizures without court warrants are only one click away with Pre-1776 Mindset Relocation Service. We guarantee complete and total submission to a dictator in 30 days or your relocation is "free". Act now and we will throw in a little "coerced interrogation" on us. With "coerced interrogation" you'll never forget a song by Eminem ever again or we'll "beat" them into you.

[mwooldri]

1. Or there's reclaiming America.

We'll re-divide up the USA:



Get your new passports now!!! Everyone except Republic of Texas and Alaska get used to rule from.... Brussels!!!