"...and yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."

[Catch22Dem]

"But you yada'd over the best part!"

"No, I mentioned the bisque."

How about a Seinfeld quote thread? Anyone?

[LSK]

1. NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. I LOVE Seinfeld!

"I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?"
- Jerry, in "The Chinese Restaurant"

"Hey, lemme ask you a question -- in these nudist colonies, do they eat naked in the dining room?"
"I would imagine it's all naked."
"What about the chambermaids, are they naked too?"
"They're naked. The gardener's naked. Bellhops. It's one big Nude-O-Rama."
- Jerry and George, in "The Contest"

"The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round..."
"The woman across the block has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on..."
"The washers on the bus go woosh woosh woosh, woosh woosh woosh..."
"The woman across the block has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on..."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Contest"

:rofl::rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. A recent one I saw:

George: "It's just like the feminists. They want equality, but when the check comes, where are they?"

Elaine: "What does that mean?"

George: "I don't know."

:rofl:

[Catch22Dem]

4. "I stopped having sex three days ago and I don't know no Portuguese."

"You see what's happening here? Your lack of sex is having the opposite effect on you that it is on George."

"What?"

"You're stupid, dumb!"

"I don't understand."

"Exactly."

[hfojvt]

5. "I'm out there Jerry

and I'm loving every minute of it!"

"I'm putting the kibosh on you.
I've kiboshed before ..."

[radwriter0555]

6. I am the master of my domain...

and

"I won a contest...."

[PennyK]

7. "No Bette Midrah?!?"

Love that one! (Nancy Kerrigan-Tania Harding spoof)

[Sanity Claws]

8. How do you guys walk around with those

things?
by Elaine -- not exact quote. Maybe someone can help me here. It was in the shrinkage episode.

[Catch22Dem]

9. That's my wife's favorite

:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. I've always wondered that.

Just seems like it'd get in the way.

[bettyellen]

11. he took it out.

J: It?
E: It.
J: Out?
E: Out.

[baldguy]

12. "And that ladies and gentlemen is one magic loogie."

[EstimatedProphet]

13. "I DON'T WANNA BE A PIRATE!"

[Catch22Dem]

16. "I don't wanna be a cowboy"

Jerry with those jeans tucked into his cowboy boots. Remember Kramer took all his shoes to be "cobbled." HAHAHA

[Catchawave]

14. "Moops"

"Moors!"

"Moops!!"

[Mutley]

15. "So when somebody has B.O., the 'O' usually stays with the 'B'.

Once the 'B' leaves, the 'O' goes with it."

[Arger68]

17. IT WAS COLD!!!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!!

One of George's best ever.

[TheProphetess]

18. "Do women know about shrinkage?"

Elaine: "What, like with laundry?"

My favorite episode is "The Contest" - how about when Kramer walks into Jerry's apartment with his money (from the bet), slams it on the table, and says "I'm out!" - that just killed me!
:rofl:

The shrinkage episode is a close second.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. From the Chinese Restaurant...

"It's not fair that people are seated first-come, first-serve. It should be based on who's hungriest. I feel like just walking over there and taking some food off somebody's plate.
"I'll tell you what, there's fifty bucks in it for you if you do it."
"What do you mean?"
"You walk over to that table, you pick up an eggroll, you don't say anything. You eat it, say thank you very much, wipe your mouth, walk away, I give you fifty bucks."
"What are they gonna do?"
"They won't do anything. In fact, you'll be giving them a story to tell for the rest of their lives."
"Fifty bucks? You'll give me fifty bucks?"
"Fifty bucks. That table over there. The three couples."
"Okay, I don't want to go over there and do it and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole, like I didn't put mustard on it."
"No, no tricks."
"Should I do it George?"
"For fifty bucks? I'd put my face in their soup and blow!"
- Elaine, Jerry and George, in "The Chinese Restaurant"