Remind me not to stand naked in front of the window again...

[Wetzelbill]

So my bedroom window is facing the street. I don't have any drapes. Anyway, here I am, fresh out of the shower and drying off, when I think, "Gosh, look at all the cars going by, the people outside, what if they were all staring at me right now?" So for the hell of it, I stand in front of the window - which is open- raise my arms like Russell Crowe in Gladiator, and yell: " Are you not entertained?"

Then I look down and see an old lady sitting at the bus stop with her mouth agape, staring at me.

Good times. :)

[Mutley]

1. Brilliant.

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

3. Well, I wouldn't exactly call it brilliant

:)

[Mutley]

4. I would.

:P

[Wetzelbill]

7. I digress then...

:)

[miss_american_pie]

2. I bet she'd spring for a pair of drapes

:P

[Wetzelbill]

6. either that or a my services as an escort

or some new glasses. :)

[miss_american_pie]

9. "services as an escort"

:rofl:

Are you that hard up?

[Wetzelbill]

10. the question would be

is she that hard up? haha

[Aristus]

5. "Are you not entertained?"

NO!

:P

Have fun....... B-)

[Wetzelbill]

8. poor thing she must be traumatized

:)

[TallahasseeGrannie]

11. And did you find this experience....

pleasant? Maybe a bit too pleasant????

:smoke:

[Wetzelbill]

12. at first I was horrified

however, I love to tell a good story, so it worked out. :)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

13. Skip does that all the time...

Of course, we're on the 11th floor. Have fun!
Duckie

[Wetzelbill]

15. if I get kicked out of my apartment

at least everybody will all know why. :)

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Hey! I'm not THAT old!

And it was a taxi queue, not a bus stop.


But besides all that...




Lookin' good there, big guy!!!!


:7

[Wetzelbill]

16. hahaha

oh, if I could only be so lucky. :)

[Tsiyu]

17. Drats! I just adjusted the camera, too

One more time?

Pretty please? :loveya:

[Wetzelbill]

18. psh......

It may break. :)

[Fox Mulder]

19. Haha.

That's f'n hilarious! :rofl:

I did that before, too.

[Haole Girl]

20. HA!

That was funny:D

[wildhorses]

21. do NOT stand naked in front of the window again

consider yourself reminded:patriot:

[Whoa_Nelly]

22. ROFLMAO Had a similar experience

Was on a cruise ship that was going through the Cape Cod Canal on its way to Canada. I was in a penthouse suite, and was changing clothes after the formal dinner. I had forgotten that we were NOT AT SEA, so hadn't thought to close the drapes.

My stateroom balcony slider was level with the banks of the canal, and there were people standing on the banks watching the ship as it passed through. Just as I was pulling down my pantyhose I started hearing all sorts of wolf whistles and calls. Turning around, I could barely make out the people, but they sure could see me since it was nighttime and my room was lit up!

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

23. That reminds of of that scene from "Life of Brian"

:rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

27. "Behold the Messiah!"

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[retread]

24. Reason she was staring was she knew you had just got off the bus she

was waiting for. How you ask? She saw your stub!

[ghostsofgiants]

25. "From this day forward, I am an inventor!"

"Do us a favour, invent yourself some underpants!"

[Drum]

26. see also:

;)

[Xipe Totec]

28. Yes, and remind me to remind you

please.

[Deja Q]

29. No, but I'd like to be!

:spray:

[WolverineDG]

30. And we let you in the KOEB?

:o

Why don't you ever strip for us? :grr:

;)

dg

[RevCheesehead]

36. Those would be, um....

"private viewings."

Although, I'm sure we could get him to strip for us, budding Chippendale that he is. :evilgrin:

[gkhouston]

31. an unexpected benefit

of using public transportation? :hi:

[Greylyn58]

32. OMG!!!

:applause:

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[texanwitch]

33. You gave that old lady a thrill.

:applause:

[WCGreen]

34. Perv.....

[RevCheesehead]

35. Takes one to know one.

:P

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

37. Good Times?

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

38. Smoooooth!

:rofl: