BREAKING: Britney and K-Fed splitup

[kay1864]

OMG OMG OMG This is so much more important than anything you can possibly read all year!!!!!!!!!! HUGH!!!!!!!11!!

Britney and Federline Split?

New reports Britney Spears has split from husband Kevin Federline have not been denied by the singer's publicist. British newspaper the Daily Mirror claims the couple's relationship has grown so strained, Spears has banished Federline to live in the basement of their California mansion. She reportedly returned from New York this week to find the aspiring rapper drinking and smoking cannabis in the house. Sources tell the newspaper Spears had hoped to save the marriage for the sake of their son Sean Preston and their unborn second child - due in October - but has lost patience. A friend says, "She wanted to wait but their relationship has become so hostile she just doesn't see how she can make it work." When quizzed, a spokesman for the star refused to deny the claims.

[Shell Beau]

1. Well, it would be a start in a positive direction!

[Aiptasia]

2. Agreed

Now K-fed can drop bongs, not babies.

[Orrex]

3. Maybe that explains why her breasts are heaving

K-Fed has that effect on the wimmins, after all.

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. Popo Zao, indeed.

Popo Zao.... :cry:

[HughBeaumont]

5. F-Ked needs batted in the balls HARD.

Poor children, having those two asshats as parents.

[Shell Beau]

6. He's on his way to have 4 kids!!! And what does he

do for money? Oh yeah...

[HughBeaumont]

8. Just being F-Ked is money in the bank!

At least that's what dick tit here thinks.



Look at him. I've seen flaming bags of dogshit that have more purpose.

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. Hey, at least the flaming bags of dogshit

have a job to do. :P And they're not smug about it. :)

[WCGreen]

10. Hello my name is K.....

(Pizza hut has a rule agianst "rap Names"... Go figure...)

Would that be smokin' or non smokin'....


A voice from the other room....

Oh K, don't forget to clean out the women's restroom...

And don't forget to check off the score card....

[HughBeaumont]

12. Empty the little white bucket, K-Fay.

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. This is SERIES!!111

Wow, I'd been hoping and waiting for this piece of news. :P Thank you for making my weekend! :D

[Arugula Latte]

11. Sounds like she kept him around long enough for him to fulfill his role

as sperm donor.

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. but why dip into that gene pool?

[Arugula Latte]

Well, no one ever accused ol' Brit of having good judgment.

x(

[npincus]

14. I think she ought to wait until he impregnates her a third time

three's the charm, as they say.

[Bunny]

15. Aw that's too bad. I really thought those two kids were going to

make it. :cry:

[Shell Beau]

16. Hahahahaha

:rofl: :spray:

You funny! :P

[idgiehkt]

17. Lauryn Hill warned her about this.

what can I say...that thing, that thing, that thiiinnnggg...

what I don't understand is how can Britney be shocked K-fed is still getting high?
Guy's been perpetually stoned since she hooked up with him, lol.

[Dukkha]

18. I'm sure Justin Timberlake's now thinking

wow, I dodged a .50 caliber sized bullet there!

[UrbScotty]

19. Thus threatening the sanctity of marriage (nt)

[maxsolomon]

20. good for KFed

Britney is just a dead weight around his neck. Time for him to get back in the spotlight!