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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-18-06 04:18 PM
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Well, I was born a little premature
Mom just couldn't take no more
Had no time to learn to cry
Goodbye mama got to fly
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

Entered school when I was two
PhD'd that afternoon
Never went in any sports
Didn't look too good in shorts
Got divorced when I was four

Well I've seen everything there is
I've done everything there is
I've met everyone but Liz
Now I've even met ol' Liz
No time for relationships
Skip the foreplay, let her rip
You got to beat the clock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suphmYtfF44
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